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Nom:: J
Sexe:: Homme
Dernière connexion:: il y a 7 mois
Situation amoureuse:: "Célibataire"
Intérêts:: Mecs
Ville de naissance:: Cockslurp, TN
Ville:: Long Beach
Pays:: "United States"
Profession:: Sport Fucker
Entreprise:: Nickle Nuts Midget Emporium, Head Midget Tosser
École:: Home Schoolded (My Prom really sucked)
Intérêts et passe-temps:: Favorite hobby: Sport Fucking. Sex, Porn, Strokin and Smokin, Porn, more Sex and more strokin. Getting people to laugh, and getting guys off; Straight, Gay, Bi, Undecided, and Don't Really Care What Your Pref is, just whip out your cock and enjoy!! Repeat often and as necessary.
Films et émissions télévisées favoris:: MOVIES: Mirror Mask, Pans Labyrinth, Apocalypto, Watchmen, Harlem Nights, TRON: Legacy, Blade Runner, A Clockwork Orange, Gattaca, Tank Girl, Cloud Atlas, Serenity, Blazing Saddles TV: Grimm, 1000 Ways To Die, Archer, Battlestar Galactica (2004), Being Human (BBC and SyFy Channel versions), Firefly, pretty much anything on The Discovery, Science, and History Channels.
Musique favorite:: PARK, 30 Seconds to Mars, DJ Fisher Jorgensen, Heather Small, Anouk, Jeff Buckley, Senses Fail, The Used, No Use For A Name, Dashboard Confessional Favorite Songs: Stevie Nicks "Landslide". The Dream Academy "Please, please, please let me get what I want" (Instrumental Version from 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off') (The Smiths cover)
Livres favoris:: Like anyone reads anymore, I am hijacking this and making it: Favorite Comics: Joan Rivers, Bo Burnham, Kathy Griffin, Paul Mooney, Pete Lee, Dick Gregory, Graham Norton, Daniel Tosh, Bill Maher
Ce que j'aime:: Adventurous, Creative, Fun. Confidence and someone who isn't afraid of my cock. Seriously, it isn't THAT big, okay it IS 6.5 inches AROUND. And lengthwise, it is just a touch over 8. What I like and do sexually has been called TWISTED, INVENTIVE, and my favorite: "If we do this, will I still be able to take Communion?"
Ce que je déteste:: Brush your teeth, and wash your ass. Stupid People, I don't mean dumb, you can fix that (find a library or a kindle) I mean people that can't or don't know how to wash dishes, sweep a floor, or take care of . Thieves. Ask me, I will probably give it to you anyway, at least let me make a copy first. Seriously. People who can't handle their "scooby snacks". I got two words for you: Ree Hab. Guys in Panties, not really my thing. I hope you enjoyed my profile, it was brought to you by the Numbers: 8.5 long and 6.5 around. And the Letters: WTF and OMG.
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