Look at these harmless creatures. They're like beanie babies with bandanas.


They're easily pwned by humans in such ways.





Poor puppy. I'd bite the shite out of master for making me into a turtle.




I guess the upside is they're into fashion.... oh wait scratch that... they ARE fashion.




They also need to lose some weight. Damn fatties. You want a pizza fattie?


Which one would you rather with? A studly Battletoad or a fat fat fattie ninja turtle?





Oh yeah, In addition... Battletoads are quite close with the Nefarious Double Dragon Brothers... Billy and Jimmy Lee!

Billy and Jimmy Lee are definitely not "cry baby bitches." One reason can be summed up in one word: BOLO. They can hold their ground against these buff ass mofos.







They definitely don't need to use weapons.... They got the Way of the Dragon on their side.






But just in case, they're definitely skilled in the arts of swordmanship.





Now, is there any question of how battletoads can easily beat the Ninja Turtles?



Yes they are indeed.

= pornhub. I think i signed on at least like 25 times yesterday. That's more than I check my email 😲.

I kinda freaked out last night thinking that certain people blocked me. Then I looked at other people's and it would say that the page wasn't found. I thought, "oh great... I'm already hated... Should I cry now or save it before I tonight?" Then I realized that it might be something sort of error on pornhub's end since there were people that I never even looked at before and the same error was popping up.


Anywho, just a quick thought. Glad to see the server is back to normal.

Hi Everyone,

I guess you can call this blog an introduction of myself and a first impressions blog about the site.

As you can see from the nakedness of my profile, I'm rather new to this site... and what an awesome site it is. Social network mixed with porn is fucking awesome. This place is like myspace with a kinky twist; well, minus all the that declare their older but still of an age and sparkley, glitterly spammed comments that wish you Happy [Insert your Holiday Here].

After stumbling upon and thoroughly reading the profiles of some established, wellknown members of this site (I won't say any names to spare myself the humility of kissing ass), I think it's safe to assume that there's actually a community here; there's a tight knit circle of people that are here to actually interact and not just to spam. There are some genuine, active members that are here to converse on a social level that's very limited on other sites like Facebook and myspace. I guess what I'm getting at is pornhub is more of a social network that's catered to adults. Which is freaking awesome. Something the internet is definitely lacking. And trust me I know. I have already reached the end of the Internet and I'm telling you, there's no site like this one. hahaha... how lame am i.

Anywho, I hope to become an active member like the individuals that are famous on this site and hope people welcome me into their circles. I'm here to serve the community and the people so feel free to hit me up with any questions, thoughts, concerns, kinky remarks, flamed message, etc. I'll be accepting any msg and/or request of any nature.

Well, that's pretty much it. I hope everyone likes my vids. I'll do my best to get a couple of new clips each day. Please post my stuff pornhub! 😜 If anyone wants to make suggestions on ANYTHING... feel free to shoot me a msg! 😀 I have access to a vault of porn and wouldn't mind taking requests on some content to suit your needs 😉. And if my content tickles your fancy, we can talk in pm later 🙂. Please don't be shy and I'll try not to be shy back 😜.

Thanks if you read up to this point of this worthless blog,

Johnnie

EDIT: I read on a few profiles that some members will not be adding members with no profile or an avatar with a dick on it. I hope this excludes my avatar or any other drawn out pictures of inanimate objects. Please excuse my efforts at satiric comedy. 😥