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Great speller, but punctuation is my main thing. Love to diagram sentences!
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Je suis:
Elwood Sterne-Kallikak, homme, incertain
De:
Yerba Buena, Californie, États-Unis
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Fantastic content! Thanks for the invite 
Plural possessives are so hot.
You are a very funny Man! Please write more! You have a sexy profile avatar too!
Thanks!
nice collection
Thank you, nice to have a friend in the 831!
♥✿♥ Thanks for your friend request! Kisses, Jennifer ♥✿♥
The other incarnation is like a parasitic twin, and is NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. Do not feed him, and for God's sake do not give him money. I rue the day that he sprang from my subconscious like a periodic cicada sent to torment me with noise, noise, noise...other than that, he's pretty nice.
Hi Red, Glad to see you over here. I do have your other incarnation in my friends collection as well. While not quite Siskel and Ebert it has been fun reviewing over at AST.
Alcohol may have been involved.
Thank pal
Thanks, it's darn nice of you to say so, and right back at ya!
Thanks Redclay. It happens sometimes getting deleted. I always enjoyed your profile page. It is one off the best and very entertaining on this site.
TWO: Bill Gates named his company after his dick.
Where we can find that preciosities ?
Enjoy reading your philosophy and viewing the many images of favorites you have collected.
We are talking about a statue at best...
Yeah, I saw the part about needing a tranny. Now that could be a deal-breaker.
Well...the seats are kinda charred/melted, so there's not much residual...anything. Shifts like a dream, though! (see the part about: needs a transmission)
Rod, if there are no semen stains on the seat, and the stick-shift isn't sticky, I'm willing to make you a reasonable offer.
Dodgy.
I’m inquiring about the Dodge. How are the brakes?
Two points, ONE: Nature doesn't hate Bille Gates, it's just not super-impressed; and TWO: now you tell me.
Have you seen Ted Cruz's erotic lithographs? They are STUNNING...I had no idea. That man is a genius.
Thanks for the add
I prefer the painter 
Like René Magritte weird, or Ted Cruz weird?
An incisive retort...
Weird reaction, lol. Hi buddy, have a nice day
Rod, an inquisitive xHamster user sent me a PM last night. He wanted to know if I was sexually active. I responded in the affirmative, I told him that I masticate three times a day. He was perplexed. I immediately said goodbye and logged-off. Let him chew on that for a while.
