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I'm sick to death Of Bad Porn It's either too raunchy Or a can of corn Watching these boneheads Who can't get it up Trying to screw women Too plastic To Fuck I realise its all A matter of taste But watching this crap I don't want to get laid I don't want to see women So loose it won't hurt When someone's whole fist Is rammed far up her skirt I don't want to see men As old as my Dad Have dirtier sex Than I've ever had If he's on viagra He shouldn't be working Send that fossil home And let HIM do the jerking If the woman's a toothpick… Leer más

I can make you scream. I can make you cream. I am the evil man of your Most perverted dream. There is no right or wrong Sin does not exist. Crawl across the floor to me. Be my little bitch. Whine to me your sick desires Your head hung low in shame Knowing in your tender parts I will play your dirty game. Give yourself to me totally Body, mind, and soul. For what was once yours is now mine Evermore to control… Leer más

Men I’m not going to go into the reasons we all masturbate, but just let me say they’re all healthy. When you’re young and inexperienced, you kinda feel foolish looking at an adult magazine you stole from your father’s drawer or got from a friend, a jar of Vaseline at your side and your cock in your hand. Late at night in your room, trying to be quiet and not let anyone see your flashlight. I should know, I’ve felt foolish thousands of times. Being caught, of course, would be a fate worse than death. Far worse. You may still be far away from the days when you masturbate in front of your lo… Leer más

Is there anything more erotic, more satisfying, more – mere words fail me – than going down on a woman, eating hair pie, giving her head, having a box lunch, performing oral sex, eating her out, etc.? I think not. What is more the essence of sex than a woman’s vagina? The source of her pleasure, home of the clitoris, center of her sexual universe? Nothing, in my opinion. All roads lead to the vagina, do they not? Look at a lovely woman. On the street, in the mall, at work – anywhere. Her abundant hair, alluring eyes, soft full lips. Follow down the curve of her neck, the swell of her b… Leer más

Well, let me first say that I'm not gay. Although as Jerry Seinfeld put it, "not that there's anything wrong with that." If this piece helps a few more girls feel comfortable and confident and gives their guy greater satisfaction, I'll take the heat. That's what writing is about. Ah, how fondly I remember my first blowjobs. Typically, the eager girl would put her lips over the head of my cock and frantically rub my shaft until I either came or developed a friction rash. Then just when I was excited enough to cum from all this attention, usually about two minutes, she'd pull my c… Leer más