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The following should be sung to the tune of Blackadder, if you accentuate the right words it kinda works ;)

I am sometimes known as Kinky Kate
So listen up, because I really mean it
I am very, very straight
And have zero interest in your penis

This persona is just a show
I’m a rubber tranny I admit it
And yes, in case you didn’t know
I love heels and glossy lipstick

Black Rubber, Black Rubber
It’s like a second skin
Black Rubber, Black Rubber
So please come zip me in

My words are blessed with a wry wink
I’m shy and sensitive and quiet
And as for the question of kink?
‘Twould be lie if I were to deny it

Black Rubber, Black Rubber
I love the way it shines
Black Rubber, Black Rubber
It really feels divine

Once encased in glossy black
Latex, the feeling is so beautiful
But I look like the chief mourner at
A kinky Manga heroine’s funeral

I never enjoyed being sub
And being dom just isn’t in my nature
I love punk, metal and ska
Oh crap, what the hell rhymes with nature?

Black Rubber, Black Rubber
Tongue firmly set in cheek
Black Rubber, Black Rubber
Delicious squeaks and creaks

From these lips will surely spill
Merry quips to befuddle your senses
From a head that’s overfilled
With pop culture references

Black Rubber, Black Rubber
I think the zip is stuck
Black Rubber, Black Rubber
But do you give a fu……

Well I hope a wry grin has tugged at your lips thus far, so let’s get down to the nitty gritty before many messages and time are wasted. I don’t care how you label me. Tranny? Doll? Femme tragique? Gender spastic? Specs offender? Arse? It’s all the same thing so lighten up, ok?

After recent enlightenment and The Great Purge of my pointless or worthless pics, certain revelations have come to light and hence I will no longer agree to things which only serve to fuel my ego or sate your desires. I need to do things which make me happy, it may sound selfish but I need to put myself first for once.
So, I don’t play sexually with others, I just like to play dress up and take some pics and short vids. This is nothing more than a bit of a laugh, I have no interest in your penis and mine is kept firmly in my rubber catsuit or ripped up punker skirt, all flaccid and uninterested in your bi-desires. I am straight, I know through experimentation and many wasted nights that I am hetero so don’t even bother to ask. There are many other trannies out there available for such things so go and pester them as you’ll just be wasting your time badgering me about cock play.

”I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine”

This is just a quirky hobby for me - no more, no less. So please don’t send me messages about how you want to live as my pet, maid, TV girlfriend or something as I only dress up for some fun every now and then as I have way too many things going on in real life to dedicate myself to anything and can quite easily live without it. But I’ll chat with most people, anyone with a bit of wit and a self-deprecating take on this nonsensical realm which is life. Before you ask, I can't accommodate either, hotel's are a good middle ground, like neutral territory.

I’m just looking for genuine friends who just want to hang out and have a laugh, but if we did ever meet there would be no jiggery pokery or monkey business. I do dabble in some online role play but not often as my shitty laptop barely works anymore so will crash instantly whenever I try to use Skype, Yahoo Messenger, etc. I hate technology, but the feeling is mutual. Hence my laptop is doomed to a shallow watery grave in the local duck pond.

I have no interest in poo, blood, dominant men or serious pain. If that’s your thing, fair enough, but leave me out of it. I know many people will be disappointed about these new guidelines, but this is about me, not you. If you don't like it, it's not my problem.

Oh, and I’m straight. I know I’ve mentioned this several times already but sometimes you have to repeat the message over and over before it actually sinks in! Not that anyone ever reads profiles on here, everyone just skips straight to the pictures no matter how sardonic one’s efforts may be ;) Anyhoo, I should explain right now (if you are actually reading this that is) that I love the domme look, I have always been drawn to the outfits especially if they’re super glossy and imaginative, though in all honesty I don’t have the heart to be dominant. I’m way too half arsed and too much of a nice guy to take it seriously so I created the character of Miss Kate to siphon off the kinky images nestling in my noggin.

More of a satirical cartoon persona to mingle with my own desires of latex, ray-guns, zombies, punk rock, sitcoms, crappy monster movies, collars, steampunk (though there isn’t enough punk in it) and surreal absurdity.

Some people take this shit way too seriously, lighten up ok, it’s just a bit of fun

As you may have guessed from this blurb and my pics that I have a flair for the absurd, I’m just a tongue in cheek and jaded miscreant just trying to discover what I want from this all kinky malarkey. Trial and error and all that.

So to sum up, I just like to play dress up every now and then…..and I’m straight. You may think ‘The lady doth protest too much’, but it’s not that, I honestly don’t care about your cock, I’m even quite ambivalent about my own. I don’t give or receive anything sexual, so stop asking!

Please note that if you contact me using (shudder)text speak - I will ignore and block you.

Peace out y’all :)

--WARNING: Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications__