Im horny AF right now.

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I wish there was a chat feature on this site. That would be a lot of fun.

So, last night i decided to head out to the local pub. I rolled in as a solo-cholo in my 51 Chevy. Haha. Its been a good week at work so i decided to treat myself to a good night. I pomped my hair up high, put on a nice button up and my infamous cologne. Looked and felt great. One of my favorite bartenders greeted me and asked if i want my usual, cold beer and a Jager Bomb. Not this time,i subbed the bomb for a shot of apple pie moonshine. I say hi to some friends and make my usual round whe i notice this gorgeous busty brunette sitting on the other side of the bar. We made i contact and i made a b-line right to her. I introduced myself like a gentleman and bought her a drink on my tab.
After a while we go outside for a smoke and take a seat on a bench. And she proceeds to put her hand on my leg. Now this is getting good. We go back in and i have the DJ put on some dance music for us and we got into it. She pulls me close and whispers in my ear "Im not wearing and panties and my pussy is so wet." I nearly got an instant hard on, and i think she knew it. I just looked at her and smiled. Before we knew it the bartender yells "LAST CAAAAAALL". So i grabbed two more drinks before calling it a night. I asked her if she wants to go back to my place and she obliged. We get into my car and shes got her hand on my leg again, i think she knew my cock was getting harder. I reached between her legs and her pussy was soaked. I raced home and we nearly had our clothes off before the door was open.
I got her on my bed and bent her over, i started eating her pussy, which tasted so good, while sticking my fingers in her. Oh, god she was ready. She started moaning a little louder and she said to me "I want your dick in my mouth." How could i say no? I change positions to where we are now 69ing, She slides my dick in her mouth and starts drooling all over the shaft, i can feel her spit running down my cock as shes working it. Felt so good when she deep throated my cock. She jumps up off me and get on her knees, my face is covered in her tasty pussy juices. She slips my dick between her tits and spits all over it while shes tit fucking me. then she says those magic words any guy loves to hear. "Cum for me, big daddy!" She worked my cock so good and that did it for me. I blew a nice big load all over her tits and watched as it splattered her face and lips. She milked my cock clean and gave me this devilish smile. She knew i was ready for more.
She jumps on me and slips my cock into her tight wet pussy and rode me like a carnival ride. Keep in mind, my cum is still all over her, very sexy and very hot. Shes screaming for me so loud i think the neighbors heard it. Who cares? We did it all, after that i got behind her and fucked as hard as i could. She was begging for more. I told her i was ready to cum again and she pulls me out and gets on her knees and i blew another load all over her face and body. she licked it up off my dick and off her face and we .
we got up this morning, i even made her breakfast, until i got a call from one of my employees. He cant work cuz hes sick and no one can cover. Thats fine, ill do it. I have 45 minutes to get there. I told her whats up and said i would give her a ride back to her car. It was on the way. She said "Not yet." and got on her knees again for an amazing morning blowjob. Wow, i was amazed at how she worked my hard cock. Using her mouth and hands at the same time. She knew what she was doing to me. Before i knew it i blew a nice big load down her thoat. So hot when i hear that glup. She licked her lips and then told me she was ready to go. I took her back to her car and went to work with a nice big smile on my face. What a night. 🙂

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO MY PROFILE BEFORE SENDING ME A FRIEND REQUEST.
IM A GUY!!!
I WILL ONLY ACCEPT REQUEST FROM GIRLS AND COUPLES.
I know my profile pic my be deceiving. But, in reality, i took the pic. So only the bottom half of me is in it (Look Close).
Sorry guys, i dont swing that way.

In one of my fantasies im all alone at work and a gorgeous girl walks into my office and drops to her knees to give me one of the wildest, wettest and messiest blowjobs ive ever had. A guy can dream, right?

Anyone out there up for some fun? PM me. 🙂

Today is one of those days where im really REALLY horny. Sucks.

Never put a frozen pizza in the oven before getting a blowjob. Mistakes may happen.