The Art of Masturbation

I guess we're all here for the same reason, the endless quest to hunt down the latest filth that will get our raging cock hard and standing to attention. Something new, something more exciting than the last thing we released a load to.

It's great to compare notes with fellow devotees to the gentleman's art of masturbation. Everyone has different tastes of course but it is always exciting to know, when we sit there, cock in hand, its angry purple head glistening with precum, dribbling down the shaft and over our hand, that there are countless other fellow wankers doing the exact same, imagining themselves there in the scee we are watching, sliding his dick inside a moist tight hole, or perhaps waiting his turn, stroking, while watching other guys penetrate and get the pleasure we all seek.

Yet while so many guys are secretly masturbating gallons of sperm watching increasingly depraved filth, it's a shame that the popular pastime is still veiled in secrecy, and perhaps even denied.

How did it come to this? So many less popular hobbies are celebrated, and yet the age old gentleman's pleasure of gooning to filth are not?