So, this blonde walks into a bar...

Fuck, what a day. I woke up in this freaking mansion, from a party the night before. Kind of hazy, but enough flashes of what I did to know why I was sore walking to the bathroom (probably a separate post). Two crazy nights in a row. Oh gawd, I saw myself in the mirror. Wow. I can look messed up. Lol. Shower, that's what I need. Shower. I love showers (as most of you know). I turn on the water... yes, I'm a hot shower kinda girl. Pee, flush, step in the shower. There is just no feeling like that..... and apparently i sat down (huge tiled shower) and fell asleep with the water running on me. I woke up to cold water and a full throat. My host had come into the shower and his hard cock was pushing its way down my throat. Didn't take long to get some cock snot coating my throat!

I text my mom as I was leaving and offered to meet her for some lunch and shopping! Love shopping with my mom! She is soooo fun! Spent all afternoon with her. Then wasn't really sure what I wanted to do. I instinctively ended up driving into the entertainment district area. I have spent a lot of time there (in High School and when I am home). Total blonde move but I was in a parking space before I realized I was not dressed for a bar night. So glad I had my suitcase in my car (though, truth be told, there are always random pieces of clothing in my car, and shoes, lol). Changed into a skirt (left on my crusty panties from Friday) and then decided my top was good, tight and low cut enough to just take off my bra and be good. Opened my door to put on my shoes and decided I wasn't in the mood. I know it is against health code violations, but it is crazy because soooooo many places let me in barefoot. I just smile and go. Lol.

So, this barefoot blonde walks into a bar.... smiles....gets bought a drink....lots of drinks...does shots....flashes the bar...gets her ass and legs felt up a lot... eats bad for me bar food and loves it..... totally spills it on herself.... tries to clean it off and now her wet top shows her nipple... takes her used panties off and hangs them over the bar... puts salt on her neck and nipples with another girl and they do body shots of tequila and then make out to raucous cheers... pulls a guy's dick out in public and jacks it.... goes home with the guy who looks right for a nice night..... watches him put her very dirty feet over her head and then push her toes against the headboard.... feels all probably 240lbs of him driving down into her from on top..... goes to sleep happy at 3am full of five loads from random man... and is typing this out naked in his bed right now.