Warcraft Maintenance Day

I wake up with the day off and I realize it's Tuesday. I look at my Blizzard news feed and realize, no WoW until about 2pm EST. I guess I could be productive and get some stuff done, but fuck that. Time to FAP! I have a hot cup of coffee, some baby oil and a toy ;) . Time to stroke my hard cock, watch some great porn and flirt with some pervy online friends. Imagining all those hard dicks, wet pussy and fat asses has me with a semi even before I get my clothes off. I have a feeling I won't be disappointed.