Scene A) A man looks up from looking at toothpaste and says to a woman quickly walking by, I’m looking to buy the best toothpaste because I don’t brush my teeth and I want a brighter smile. The girl says I’m getting tan pongs because I’m no longer getting an injection because I finally want offspring.
Sweet little people laying against you. As you slowly caress their hair. Offspring. What a dream. I would give you little God fearing munchkin soldiers. I would teach them how to play with play swords fearlessly. I would help them become Lego architects and build masterpieces with them and so much more.
The next seen shows them sitting on a couch side by side the man looks at his hand, the woman looks at him and then he positions his fingers like two legs and walks down her arm and into her hand, the end.
then makes her way to the tan pons. The man says Costco had great Greek yogurt till they started having fake yogurt. The woman turns to him, “what’s fake yogurt?” He says, “it’s a non dairy (non lactose) dairy product.” She says weird. The man says you want my number. As he pulls out a pre printed cut out number from his pocket.
The next seen shows them sitting on a couch side by side the man looks at his hand, the woman looks at him and then he positions his fingers like two legs a
Hi Athina, I have good humble things to offer you. Firstly I have a new life that’s good for you. Like a family sized meal of salted chicken fingers and large cups of water from a fun restaurant which would be a change from guzzling sperm like guzzling salt water and getting paid a bet for drinking more than other people. I have the idea for a script that is actually good but is very humble. It’s called the loser and the porn star. I give it to you now:
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