A farmer once bought a young cock. As soon as he gets home it fucks all the farmers hens. That's more than 100 hens in a day. The farmer is impressed. At lunch the cock screws the 100 hens again. The next day the cock fucks all the ducks and the geese too.
When the farmer arrives the next morning, he sees the cock lying half-dead on the ground and vultures circling above it.
The farmer says: "You deserved it, you horny bastard!"
To which the cock answers: "Ssshh, they're about to land!"
A farmer once bought a young cock. As soon as he gets home it fucks all the farmers hens. That's more than 100 hens in a day. The farmer is impressed. At lunch the cock screws the 100 hens again. The next day the cock fucks all the ducks and the geese too.
When the farmer arrives the next morning, he sees the cock lying half-dead on the ground and vultures circling above it.
The farmer says: "You deserved it, you horny bastard!"
The cock opens one eye and answers: "Ssshh, they're about to l
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