How to Give Me a Blowjob
Hello friends!
I wanted to give any prospective cocksuckers directions on how to suck my fat cock. In order to suck my cock, you must be able to take 8 fat inches all the way down to the balls. If you can’t do that, please move on.
First, don’t make me tie your hands behind your back. Sucking my dick should be a hands-free operation. If you put your hands on my dick, I will bitch slap you, then plow myself so far down your throat I’ll knock your tonsils out.
Second, you can lick. You can nibble. You can suck on my balls. You can tease me for as long as you want. But, once those lips wrap around my cock, it doesn’t come out of your mouth. NO EXCEPCTIONS. You need air?... Better be able to breathe with my cock in your mouth. Going to ?... GTFO. If you take my dick out of your mouth, I will bitch slap you, then plow myself so far down your thoat I’ll knock your tonsils out.
Third, I am in control. If I want to let you gently suck me, I will. If I want to grab your hair and fuck your face, I will. If I want to cum on your face, I will. If I want to cum down your throat, I will. I do not negotiate or ask your opinion. If your resist too much, I will bitch slap you, then plow myself so far down your thoat I’l l knock your tonsils out.
Fourth, just because I cum, doesn’t mean you are done. Gently sucking me while I grow soft is part of the job. If you give up too early, I will bitch slap you, then plow myself so far down your throat I’ll knock your tonsils out.
I hope my expectations are something you can handle. Please ask any questions before we meet, because I don’t want to have small talk conversation until I am drained and you are done. Then, we can hang out, go for a beer, or you can go. I don’t give a fuck.