Festive Season Rant time
Soooooo long time since around, but i guess haven't been missed much since PH is so dead
with all the other sites up, which is the better community now? who knows, soooo little time
anyway, wonder what everyone else is doing this season, i know where i'll be... bent over on the end of a chrissy dinning table as the holiday turkey getting yummy stuffing hahahah shame girl!
no... i actually am going between jobs, so frustrating so yea. and well.... got a holiday job at like one of the big superstores, no names, going to be a nightmare, but hopefully working on christmas eve and boxing day pays off.
best thing about working in retail is to be able to just walk around and not do for long periods of time and no one knows where you are. when they ask, "oh i was serving someone over thererererere" yea no one ever asks.
obviously the bad side to retail is you get some pretty annoying customers that jus keep asking for and don't listen or read signs. ive worked at before and gee there r a lot of dumb people on this world. i mean why would you come to to buy light bulbs *facepalm*
in my life i've actually worked mostly retail, surprise surprise, and i don't mean retailing myself *cough* teehee like i've done fast food, postal, general retail, groceries, clothing, designer, lingerie, toy store (non-adult kind) and , probably a little of everything. and the funny thing is, i'm still a disaster on the cash register. don't think any sane person would trust me on one of those... unless i'm also happen to be sitting on your dick, lols, but yea. it was nice one long time ago that at the end of the day i got like $500 missing and was my pants but the store manager jus said " its ok, don't worry" and never heard of it again. that was nice. though other times i've gotten managers that were quite anal and basically told me to do this and do that, stock this, refill this, sort that... OMFG i don't get how some people think pretty girls get it easy... we get our balls worked off or we get leered upon. i remember one of my dress codes was a tight white blouse and top buttons must be undone and miniskirt n 4inch heels. yes, that store was a little desperate but heck you wouldnt ever ask a ugly girl to do it. its jus us at the bad end of the stick!
i also remember one chrissy, years ago where i somehow filled in for a friend who went to hospital and had to do some photography stuff. it was helping a fat dude dressed in a santa outfit take pictures with . that was such a pain. long standing hours, was christmas eve i recall, and had to keep smiling and pretend i give a about christmas and everyones holidays, and there were all these old ppl telling me wat they were gonna cook... really? i am jus a pin-up girl helping santa for extra cash, fuk me i dun care about your baking!!! then you got santa, he was a nice guy really pleasant, peter or something i think, huge 6ft santa and quite the chubster face like a mole, and friendly but perhaps a little too friendly... he'd always put his hands just a palm below my waist and on my butt. i was also in a little santa elf outfit, an outfit which was like a minidress, no idea why the needed that, so santa would b hitching up my dress every now and then. there were a few pics where... well... actually got glimpses of my panties cause tat dam minidress was always riding high and santa kept brushing it up. no idea why most ppl didn't notice it wen they got the pics. i sure did at least with two. think that was a bit of an embarasing year.
though i remember another year during college i went to do some promo stuff at a toy store with like santa, crazy guy, was so energetic, probably got commissions out of it, but he was literally jumping over the . and its one of those stores u can put ur there for like hrs so the parents can relieve the stress on us, the miserable employees. but that santa guy was like happy... later on i found out his day job was a clown, so kinda made sense, but at the time i remember thinking "". i later dated this guy so yea,, no names. i always put in a half-ass job at these things cause most people don't really notice cause theyre already so happy. and u can get away with it lol but this santa guy was crazy happy. i was in like red latex hot pants, very xmas appropriate of course, and some weird red jacket with fluffy lining and stuffing which was really hot. but i was relieved after a while when, think was like second day at midday and we were workin in the photo booth, santa actually propped me over his knees so i was like bent over belly on his knees and he gave me sum rough fingering sessions. like was 1 finger, then after couple rounds was 2, then went to 3 and 4. he kept having to cover my mouth with his left hand cause i was kinda beginning to scream while trying to fiddle with my tits in my ziplock red fluffy coat. and note, we were doin this on and off during the day as ppl came in to take pics. so wat happened was family come in, take a pic with santa, i did the cameras, and theyd walk outside the themed room, and i'd yank my pants and panties down to my ankles, prop over his knees and he'd slip in me me. he'd lick and suck his fingers a lot n tat really made things hotter. then ud get a ring on the bell and i'd get up pull my pants back on and get the door for the next family. lol tat was legendary. there were a couple close calls cause kinda barged in, and i had to quickly get up n pull my up. few occasions where i didn't pull up fully so bit of my panties were showing. so bad. but no one realised. not sure how many orgasms i had tat day but definitely went on for hours until closing time at like 9pm. so exhausting in retail!
so yea, think tat was bit of my lovely xmas retail escapades. not sure what's in store this year though lol hav to wait and find out. actually there's probably a few more odd stories but they r kinda bit more racy and less -friendly so i won't post em publicly lol one of em has to do with me workin at a resort place in hawaii n another while i was living in vegas, both highly highly inappropriate for this very very sacred public rant. on the other hand so sad that no end of the world though, but then again i never wanted the world to end, especially didn't want to face my death by crashing meteors when i was spread out over a mini snooker table taking sticks while drinking tequilas... jus looks bad for headlines "GIRL DIES ON COCKS" 😜 that might be a different story for another time though unles you tell me how you spent your END-OF-THE-WORLD day hehehhee but ummm yea. what have you guys got on for the xmas holidays and nye? i've already got loads of invites and stuff so no idea where to go, and a lot of em by randoms really like friends of friends of friends kinda stuff. really weird. its strange how some of them are kinda nasty invites like ", me n the boys wanna gag you over xmas carols" while some are kinda more gentlemanly ", merry xmas, wanna party on 24?" but we all know the underlying message is the same right? guys i'm not STUPID!!! much 😜