George Bush has died and gone to Hell. When he gets there, he meets Satan who informs him that there is a special Hell just for presidents. Satan goes on to explain that there are some rules to this special Hell. There areas of this Hell, all with former presidents, and George has to pick one and replaces whoever is there and that person gets to go to heaven.
So, Satan takes George to the first area of this Hell and he sees Jimmy Carter chopping wood. Endlessly, exhaustingly chopping wood. Jimmy Carter is in the throws of exhaustion chopping wood. Satan takes him to the next one where they see Ronald Regan swimming in an unceasing river. Again, Regan is fighting exhaustion with every effort. Finally, Satan takes him to the last area where they see Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky. Monica is slobbing some serious knob on Bill.
After thinking about it for a while George figures that the last area of this special Hell wouldn't be so bad so he tells Satan that he'll take the last area. Satan takes George back to the last area and says, "All right, Monica, you can leave."