Wow, so I'm on xHamster with both hands... feels weird. But tonight, I'd like to take my (clean!) hands and type out my first post. Some of my subs might see it, so hats off to you if you're reading it now :) So... who wants to hear a tangent?! [crickets.wav] Life has changed. Just like all the bewildering events that've flooded our timeline since the turn of the year, my life has gone from stagnant to thriving like a switch was flipped. Not all of it is positive, but new challenges have opened more doors for me. My jackass neighbors moved away and literally restored peace to my resi Ler mais