Failed attempt at a threesome
So this guy at my work named Bob... he came into the breakroom the other day and started chatting. Nothing major. Just small talk. There were a couple other people in the room. It was totally normal. As soon as the other two people left the room he totally changed the subject. "Hey, you used to party alot right? He asked. "Sure, still do on occasion..." wondering where this was going. He looked over his shoulder quickly just to make sure the room was clear "Well, here is the deal. I know this lady who has this knockout friend. She said that I could have both of them, but..." he paused for a moment "She wants to have two guys fuck her first." I smiled at the baseness of it all "and you need another dick right?" Be nodded slowly "Yep, you down?"
I have known Bob for around 6 years now. Good guy, but not the brightest, and not really someone I would want to get naked with really. I could think of a hundred reasons not to do it but in the end I just lied and told him "Thanks man, but those days are past me now." He sighed and quickly changed the subject. He was probably embarrased by the whole thing. I thought it was over but I was wrong.
The next week Bob had convinced Dave to join him in his little plan. Dave is a real good guy. Sometimes doesn't think things through though. They both came into the break room again with big shit eating grins on their faces. They told me their plans. "That's great." I replied not even looking up from my paperwork. Miffed that they did not get the response they were looking cor they started to get smart about it all. "Too bad you said no." "Needed bigger dicks for this anyway" "Missed your chance now you gotta go hang out at the gay bar." Really stupid shit....
Having enough of them and knowing them the way I do I looked up at them "So this lady really wants two cocks eh?" Yup.... "and she is calling all the shots? Well yeah, it is her party. It's for her... "and if you don"t follow through then you don't get the two girls?" Yeah.... "Well, have fun rubbing your two guys balls together."
The look on their face was priceless. They didn't know what to say for a second then blurted out "oh no, we are just going to spitroast her". No, no your not. I replied. "Look, this is her party. She is going to want the DP, if not double vag! You said it yourself. It is her party."
They did not know what to say. They sat there in silence for a while. Obviously they did not think it all through. They got up and started to leave in an ackward silence but before they left I had to put the final nail in to make sure it sunk home. To their backs I said "yeah, and you guys are going to have to look at each other every day at work and know your balls were rubbing on each others..."
Needless to say the next day the excuses were flowi g on why it didn't happen. "Oh, she changed her mind" " She really was not that good looking" "We still are, just not right now" Sure guys. Sure. Before you take that step into that lifestyle you better be willing to jump in and not just djp your toe in it.....
I have known Bob for around 6 years now. Good guy, but not the brightest, and not really someone I would want to get naked with really. I could think of a hundred reasons not to do it but in the end I just lied and told him "Thanks man, but those days are past me now." He sighed and quickly changed the subject. He was probably embarrased by the whole thing. I thought it was over but I was wrong.
The next week Bob had convinced Dave to join him in his little plan. Dave is a real good guy. Sometimes doesn't think things through though. They both came into the break room again with big shit eating grins on their faces. They told me their plans. "That's great." I replied not even looking up from my paperwork. Miffed that they did not get the response they were looking cor they started to get smart about it all. "Too bad you said no." "Needed bigger dicks for this anyway" "Missed your chance now you gotta go hang out at the gay bar." Really stupid shit....
Having enough of them and knowing them the way I do I looked up at them "So this lady really wants two cocks eh?" Yup.... "and she is calling all the shots? Well yeah, it is her party. It's for her... "and if you don"t follow through then you don't get the two girls?" Yeah.... "Well, have fun rubbing your two guys balls together."
The look on their face was priceless. They didn't know what to say for a second then blurted out "oh no, we are just going to spitroast her". No, no your not. I replied. "Look, this is her party. She is going to want the DP, if not double vag! You said it yourself. It is her party."
They did not know what to say. They sat there in silence for a while. Obviously they did not think it all through. They got up and started to leave in an ackward silence but before they left I had to put the final nail in to make sure it sunk home. To their backs I said "yeah, and you guys are going to have to look at each other every day at work and know your balls were rubbing on each others..."
Needless to say the next day the excuses were flowi g on why it didn't happen. "Oh, she changed her mind" " She really was not that good looking" "We still are, just not right now" Sure guys. Sure. Before you take that step into that lifestyle you better be willing to jump in and not just djp your toe in it.....
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