143 – House Inspection Hots Up

I finished the coffee while Anna made her notes and we only gathered lounge and conservatory to do now, “Oooh you do make lovely coffee sir” she said as she sipped her brew while my eyes focused on her somewhat exposed cleavage which I don’t think she realised was on show, problem was that having taken my pill the more I looked at her creamy flesh the more I could feel my cock stirring under my robe.. she didn’t notice.
Apart from showing her cleavage she was sitting with one leg over the other and with a wraparound skirt she was showing quite a lot of her toned thigh.. she looked up and almost caught me looking.. “Great sir, thanks for the coffee.. let’s take a look at the rest of downstairs” she said softly as she stood up and I noticed that it was only one button holding her skirt in place.. and that didn’t look too stable..

“Oh dear sir.. (she looked at the carpets).. I think these will need a clean too.. what are all these stains sir” she said inquisitively as she glanced down at my robe which was showing signs of movement.. I knew exactly what the stains were and I think she did too, she just wanted me to admit it so she had something to write on her forms, I looked up at her with a cheeky grin.. “Semen Miss Lickit, I think they’re semen stains” I said with a giggle as she looked closer at the floor… “Oh OK sir, the same as upstairs and also on your bed.. Hmm.. it’s good that you’re so active” she said making more notes.. “We have a very good company that does carpets, I’m sure they’ve encountered semen stains before sir so it should be a simple job.. (She sat down on the sofa making detailed notes, she was certainly thorough).. Oh fuck!!” She gasped as she stood up and the button on her skirt gave up and her skirt dropped to the floor leaving her standing there in her shirt and tiny white thong.. “Oops.. do you need a safety pin?” I asked with a giggle as she froze to the spot in embarrassment..

It was like she couldn’t move as I stared down and could see her panties were still pushed aside and her pubic bush was on display.. “I’m so sorry sir.. I’m sure you don’t want to be seeing that” she said as she raised up her shirt showing me more.. “How embarrassing” she added as my cock grew at the sight of her semi nakedness and as she held her shirt up with one hand her other hand went between her legs fumbling with her gusset trying to put it back in place sighing softly as her fingers brushed through her pubes as she watched my bulge growing.. “Maybe I can help with that Miss Lickit.. ( I got down on my knees in front of her).. Mmm.. smells lovely” I said softly as I pushed my face into her crotch.. I reached around grabbing her arse cheeks pulling her even tighter as I basked in her musky aroma and could feel her fumbling above my head…

“Oh Mr English, my shirt seems to have come undone.. Oh dear.. it’s fallen off my shoulders now.. (My fingers grappled for her waistband).. Oh and my panties are coming down too.. Oh dear.. (she giggled).. I’ll be naked I. A minute.. Oops, my bra came undone” she sighed softly in a giggly voice and as I glanced up I could see her naked in front of me.. she reached down and grabbed the shoulders of my robe pulling at them forcing my robe to open and slip off my shoulders.. “Oh my Mr English.. You’re naked too now..” she said thrusting her hairy minge back into my face.. she gasped as my tongue flicked her stiffening clit, which was breaking out of its protective hood, not quite in the Maisie category but as I sucked I could tell it was just as sensitive and as my pill kicked in I could feel the hardness as I gripped her fleshy arse cheeks.. “OMG Mr English.. YESSS!!” she cried out gripping my head and forcing me harder into her hairy muff as I felt her warm juices flowing as an intense orgasm ran through her body.

I could feel her legs wobble so I pushed her back onto the sofa, her perky breasts bouncing with the forceful motion as I pushed her legs wide grabbing my throbbing rod, her eyes widened in anticipation of what was to follow and as I rubbed my oozing helmet up and down her soaked labia she impatiently grabbed my hips pulling me closer and yelped as my meat forced its way inside her.. “Oh fuck yes.. fuck me old man.. Mmm” she sighed softly as my gentle thrusts forced me deeper.
I don’t know where Anna was with her subconscious but she was very vocal as I upped the pace and really started to go at her, her tits were jiggling and her profanities certainly weren’t fit for Sunday school but she certainly loved being banged by an ‘old man’ and I was starting to get a sweat on..

“Don’t cum inside me mister.. Oooh fuck yes.. OMG YESSS!!” She cried out knowing I was getting close.. she was trembling as her orgasms ripped through her and while I’m not the best at pulling out.. I’d never needed to due to my vasectomy many years ago I didn’t want to disappoint her and spoil the moment so with my hand at the ready I pulled out and grabbed my cock to finish the job.. her face lit up as a stream of hot creamy cum shot out almost hitting her in the face… “OH FUCK YEAH!!” she cried out as my spunk splattered her tits.. I looked down at her smiling face as the last few spurts dropped onto her belly and she started to rub the creamy substance into her tits with a big grin on her face.. “Oooh yes sir.. awesome and your still so hard.. come here” she sighed softly beckoning me closer and with my cock still in my hand I knelt up onto the sofa as she heaved her chest out invitingly and as my cock rubbed against her well lubricated chest she pushed her tits together wedging my boner in her cleavage.. she looked up smiling and then as I started to gently thrust my cock between her creamy globes she bowed her head wrapping her lips around the swollen helmet.. not only was I now giving her a tit fuck but she was sucking the tip as I went in and out of her mouth… what a fucking horny bitch.

She grabbed my arse cheeks and I felt her fingers searching into my crack as my balls swung against her rib cage and I was getting a good rhythm going as my cock slid effortlessly between her breasts and I could feel the suction increase as we upped the tempo.. all I could hear was her mumbling sighs and although the position wasn’t perfect she was concentrating more on sucking me dry, I held her head as I thrust harder into her mouth, she wanted another dose of my cum and she wanted it now and as I felt her finger pushing into my sweaty arsehole I could feel myself about to explode… “Oh yes Anna.. YESSS!!” I cried out as my cock emptied another load down her throat.. she wasn’t going to waste any of it as she swallowed quickly forcing her finger deeper into my arsehole..
She finally pulled back and although my cock softened slightly it was still pointing in the right direction.. “Mmm Mr English.. I can see how your carpets are so stained.. yummy sir.. (I got down off the sofa picking up my robe).. I’ll get onto the cleaner right away for you” she said excitedly looking at my half erect penis..

She started to get dressed and I went and found her a safety pin.. “Here you go girl, hopefully this will hold it” I said handing her the pin.. “Thank you sir, hopefully.. I’ll pop home and change on my way” she said with a giggle as she fastened her wraparound skirt.
I agreed that would be a prudent idea as she didn’t want to go to the office with cum stains on her clothes not that Abby would mind hehe.. “I’ll make some calls on my way in sir and see if we can’t put some urgency on the cleaning.. I hope I’ve given you good service today sir, I’m sure as I’m new that Abby will ask.. please be nice” she said with a giggle as she gathered up her things, I smiled at her as I fastened up my robe however I was unable to hide my continued arousal, that pill really is a turbo Viagra .. “Of course I will Anna, you’ve been very thorough and maybe after the carpets are done you’d like to pop back and inspect.. (she glanced down at my flagpole and from her expression I think the pill was wearing off).. Oh yes.. Um.. good idea.. (she seemed mesmerised by my visible arousal).. oh and thanks again for the coffee, it had a lovely taste” she said seemingly getting confused.. “Oh you’re very welcome.. would you like another cup before you go.. you’ve got a busy day and who knows what might happen” I said with a cheeky grin, she looked down again at my bulging gown.. “Um, yes.. I think I will.. I can make my calls while you make it” she replied still a bit confused…

She sat back down on the sofa and got her clipboard out again and again glanced up at my bulge and I could tell from her nervousness that I needed to make the coffee quickly to give her a top up and with my sister out for the day shopping with Carol I was glad that Alice was staying and as I made the coffee I could hear her talking on the phone and while I couldn’t hear exactly what was going on I assumed it was Abby she was talking to, I heard a lot of giggling and the words ‘stains’ and ‘semen’ were mentioned so she was obviously discussing the state of my carpets and with coffee made and another pill dropped in I went back to the lounge but stopped just short of the door, Anna was still on the phone.. “Right.. yes.. check the rear entrance.. right.. ok.. make sure it’s clean.. two hanging baskets and a What?.. oh ok.. hang on I’m writing all this down Abby.. (although one sided the conversation was interesting).. right, two hanging things and an upright pole that looks like a.. (she giggled).. penis.. ok Abs, I got that.. oh and he’s quite dishy for an older man isn’t he?.. (silence).. really.. Wow!.. yeah, he’s in a rather short gown and you’re not gonna believe this but.. (she giggled again).. I think he’s got a boner.. (giggled again).. anyway, gotta go he’ll be back with the coffee.. which is lovely by the way.. yes, I’ll tell him, bye”…

I walked in to the lounge.. “Here’s ya coffee, how’s Abby?” I said as she turned to take the cup.. “Oooh thank you sir.. (she glanced down at my boner).. she sends her love and will intact the cleaner and let me know” she said sipping her coffee.. “Oooh this is so good sir” she said as she read her notes.. I sat down sipping my coffee trying to hide my boner waiting patiently.. “Right, Abby seemed happy but mentioned that I need to check your rear entrance, something about a couple of hanging baskets and some symbolic thing.. (she giggled).. said it looks a bit like a penis sir” she said calmly as she finished her coffee and as she adjusted her legs her wraparound skirt fell open showing a lot of thigh.. I stood up and she looked directly at my growing rod..

“Follow me into the conservatory Miss Lickit, I’m sure we can get you a nice view of my back passage” I said leading the way and as she stood behind me I leant over the table.. “Oooh Mr English” she said as my robe rode up exposing my arse cheeks, I widened my legs to let my balls hang.. “Oh yes, I can see it clearly.. I will need to get closer to do a thorough inspection” she said excitedly as she got onto her knees behind me.., I gasped in anticipation, she was under the spell again..

I felt her hands gently circling my arse cheeks as she pulled my cheeks apart exposing my dark hairy ring.. “Oooh yes sir.. a bit overgrown but.. Mmm” she sighed and I gasped as I felt her tongue flick into my crack and as Miss Lickit did indeed lick it I felt one hand slip between my legs squeezing and massaging my hanging nuts.. it wasn’t long before her hand slipped further through and her fingers wrapped around my rock hard shaft while she continued working her tongue into my arsehole.. damn it was so good and I almost lost it when I felt not one but two fingers gently easing into my dripping hole and with her now slowly wanking me I knew that when she hit the spot I’d me making a fresh mess on the carpet..

“Is that good sir?.. Mmm..” she sighed as I felt my balls swinging between my legs as she finger fucked my arse going in as deep as her fingers would allow.. “Oh god Miss Lickit.. Oh yes.. (she found the spot).. YESSS!” I cried out as she quickened up forcing my cock to pulsate shooting another stream of hot sticky white stuff into the carpet under the table, not the first time that had happened as the stains proved.. “There you go sir.. that’ll give the cleaner something to work on” she said giggling as my spurting subsided and she gave her fingers another wiggle as she gently withdrew leaving me gasping for air.. she stood up and straightened her clothing and helped me back up to my feet.. “All done sir.. Oooh that’s my phone.. maybe Abby has an answer” she said as she went back into the lounge picking up her phone.. “Oooh good news sir.. the carpet cleaner is a lady called Sonja, she’s European and apparently we use her a lot.. she’ll contact you sir” she said reading her text to me, “Can you sign this for me.. (she handed me her inspection form).. it’s just saying I’ve covered everything and that you’re completely satisfied with my service, Abs will ask you for your comments.. be nice sir.. I like this job” she said smiling and I was happy to sign my life away even putting a little smiley face next to my signature..

“I’ll be off now sir, thanks again and I hope Sonja sorts you out.. here’s your copy of the inspection report” she said handing me a copy and when I looked at it she’d also put a smiley face next to her signature..
After Anna left I took a quick shower while I waited for contact.
I was beginning to think that this letting agency was a bit weird however having such a nice house was good compensation and what brought me to this conclusion was the text I got from Sonja the cleaner, she asked me to call her as she had a slot this afternoon but she signed her text Sonja Nobsuker which did bring on a chuckle moment, so we have Abby Cockinher, who definitely likes a cock in her and then Anna Lickit who loves rimming and licking other parts of the make anatomy and now we have an Eastern European clean called Nobsuker.. I wonder what she’s good at.. apart from cleaning spunk stains out of carpets.. I needed to make the call..