Drinking wine through my ass.

Hello to all my fans.
I just discovered a new way to drink and enjoy wine.
Now I guess this has been around for a long time, but I have just recently given it a try.
I decided to give myself an wine enema.
At first I was a little sceptical as to how drunk it would get me.
But now I understand how this works.
Firstly, drinking wine through your ass does not pass through any filters. ie k i dneys or liver. or anything.
It goes straight to your blood stream via your blood vessels inside your colon.
Holy fuck, this is amazing. I love this.
I wish I could get drunk like this all the time.
I know I can take roughly 4-5 litres of water inside of my colon.
So drinking two litres of some fine wine shouldn't be a problem.
The only problem is, can I take two litres of wine the typical way.
And to answer your question. YES I can.
So this morning I decided to have a drink.
I dropped the wife off at work as I was taking a few days off due to having the flu.
What better way of getting rid of the flu.
The medicine was not working so I decided that flushing the flu out with alcohol.
So after dropping the wife off at work I gabbed three bottles of Jacob's Creek Sauvignon Blanc 750ml.
I usually buy cases of various wines as it is cheaper by the case.
So three bottle would be suffice.
The only way I could drink up was to use a clear tube from the workshop and a funnel.
Sticking the bottle straight in does not work because you need air to equalize the pressure.
So I use a funnel and just pour it straight in.
I smashed the first bottle as fast as I could pour it in.
The second bottle smashed through just like the first.
The third bottle stalled half way through but eventually it trickled all in.
The last bit needed positive pressure to get he last few drops in.. So I took the funnel off and used my mouth to blow the rest in.
Now came the fun part.
WAITING...
After a bout 5 minutes, I started to feel it.
And after 10 minutes, I was quite tipsy.
After 15 minutes, I was quite drunk.
And it was not the usual drunkenness I felt when drinking the usual way.
It was a warm and fuzzy feeling.
This was quite unusual. But it felt great.
It was similar to a high you get from smoking a joint.
Just wanted to share this.
Thanks for your time.
Have a great day.
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skin2skin1
wow, sounds interesting
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str8ndevious1
a thereverenddean : No, wine has a very very light dull burn which I seem to handle quite well. After a few minutes it dissipates. The thing is, you need to have it pass the rectum cavity and enter directly in to the colon area. That space is much larger and can accommodate larger volumes compared to rectum cavity. Depending on the volume consumed, it's possible to have it enter through to the transverse colon, and possible into the ascending colon all the way down to the secum. This is where I like to fill up to. The only bit that might leak out is the bit in the initial rectum cavity. The rest is locked in and can take up to an hour to expel. So most of it it absorbed by the entire colon. Now I have tried Jack Daniels. Straight! I use a 10 ml sy rin ge, and insert 5 -10 shots of 10 ml. That burns a little more initially. But that too dissipates rather quickly. It it might be just me. I am not sure. If you wish to do the same. Just try one shot and see how it feels before preceding further. 
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Did it burn? Did you absorb it all or have a wine enema leaking/gushing out once you were too drunk?
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str8ndevious1
a fistfrank : Agree. 
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fistfrank
my point is, the colon absorbs the alcohol way faster than the stomach. there is a danger that a unskilled/lowtolarance person accidentally OD themself before notice.
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fistfrank
i don't know, i see no correlation between a hugh trained fuckhole and a alcoholtolerance.
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str8ndevious1
a fistfrank : Agree 100%. I am not a beginner. But I can see this might be an issue for a beginner or a person with a low alcohol tolerance. Most who would try this would not be able to open up and take that amount of liquid. To get that amount in, one needs to be able to open and relax the entry point to the descending colon. Mostly advance players can do this. 
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fistfrank
your alcohol tolerance is that high? do what ever makes u happy, but it's not safe for people with "normal" drinking habbits, thats the only thing i want to say.
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str8ndevious1
a fistfrank : I've researched this quite a bit. As long as I'm not taking a whole litre of Scotch or Jack Daniels, I should be fine. I can usually drink a few bottles of wine as it's alcohol content is not that high. I can also drink a whole bottle of JD and still walk. Two litres of wine is a walk in the park. Thanks for your concern though . Have a great day my friend. 
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fistfrank
thats not safeplay...
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