Thank you, President Trump!

Dear Donald Trump,



Please allow us to thank you, for all you’ve done for the adult industry in the past few years. You may not have intended it, but his endless history of dalliances with adult industry stars has lead to a record year for xHamster — our search traffic is up 232% since Inauguration Day!

That’s why this weekend, we’ve bought two billboards — one in Miami, and one near Mar-a-Lago in West Palm Beach — to publicly thank you for all his help. Happy Easter, Mr. Trump!



You didn’t do it through tariffs, or publicly attacking our competitors, or by having one of your spokespeople give us a shout-out on live tv (we wish! — Kellyanne, call us!), but by making household names out of so many people in our industry.

In the past two years, every time a new girlfriend has come forward, or a new porn name has surfaced, hundreds of thousands of new people have flock to us to try and find out more about your tastes. Dads and moms and evangelical who never thought of coming to a porn site suddenly end up on xHamster, looking for Stormy Daniels, but staying for the BBW and amateur GILFs. We’ve never seen anything like it.

Our overall traffic is up an astounding 45% since January 2017. Our search traffic has climbed 232%, and our new users are up 303%. Even traffic in DC is up — over 71% from the Obama administration.



The traffic surge began with your Playboy softcore video, and continued with your debate shout-out to Alicia Machado. Then came Jessica Drake, and Stormy Daniels, and Alana Evans, and Karen McDougal. And we’re not even counting the pee tape, the Melania nude photoshoot, or the endless Trump porn parodies.

Your evangelical base may find it hard to stomach, but we haven’t seen year-over-year traffic numbers like this in almost a decade. We’ve actually had to hire extra staff members to help us better optimize. Those are real Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Not to mention all the tremendously talented women — including our own Blair Williams — who have built successful careers impersonating your ‘hot’ daughter.

So Mr. Trump, thank you. We’re firmly behind your #MAGA — you truly have Made ADULT Great Again. Four more years of this, and we’ll be bigger than Fox! And then maybe you’ll be live-tweeting us!

Alex Hawkins
Vice President, xHamster
[email protected]