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Hey! So i've been checking out what's on Netflix but can't decide what to watch.. any suggestions?

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Why is everything about sex on this site

I have never seen so many naked people boinking in all my life.

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6 years ago

Launching my own brand huh? Not a bad idea... i've been meaning to release my own colon. Cologne? You know, that stuff that makes you smell good? Actually you know what on second thoughts i'll just release my colon.

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If this post gets 4 likes I will upload a reaction video

I will react to the best, worst, weirdest and just plain wrong videos of all time here on this site in the form of a reaction video if this post gets 4 likes by October. Why? Well, why not!?
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Just found out this is a porn site.

I should have known.

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6 years ago

Note to self:

pick up grandma's dry cleaning.

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6 years ago

Well it doesn't get more philosophical than unlocking a Pornhub achievement for writing in your own profile. Move over Aristotle, there's a new bigshot in town!!

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Note to self:

pick up grandma from the grocery store.

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6 years ago

Well I waited for a whole 2 hours outside the store. Turns out I drove to the wrong one. Yikes.

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6 years ago

Ew! I don't want a fresh man, give me a dirty lady!

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7 years ago

I unlocked this achievement for watching 10 videos. If only they knew the real number! Hi-ooohhhh!

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