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Future sensation

Hey-yo, everyone out there in SyberWorld: it's ya boi, catgirl guy. Idk why the eff am I doing this . Apparently I'm seeking clout on a pornsite now. Nobody cares, so it might be a good way to vent about stuff when I'm . I'm too ugly to post pictures or videos, so post like this one might be the way. Stay tuned, all 3 of my friends and 0 subscribers.                        
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Bruh

sucks dude one step forward two steps back gotta try harder ig
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Oh yea I'm still alive btw

I keep forgetting to post on here for some reason. I'm a raging now but the self hurty stuff is almost gone. The bad thoughts are still here but I actually started doing stuff with my surroundings and mentality which is something ngl. Kinda sux that they deleted my pfp cause I liked it and paid like ten dabloons for it but it's alright. I appreciate it if you read what I wrote here and pls wait for more cause idk I like being my unfiltered self on here, no matter if it's sane posts like this or me proposing to lexi lmao anyways, i got game ended on ribbit too so that was fun. Not much else to say. Just wanted to say I'm still alive. So yea. See ya.
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Tbh any pretty girl is my imaginary wife.

Yo, I'm unfortunately still alive. I've gots 15 subscribers n' 24 friendos, so I'm doing better on here than in real life, which is kinda epic ngl. What's up with y'all? That's great! I need to post more often since my manager said all my fans are demanding more dope ass posts. So here I am, bois. Jus' vapin' and kinda sulking cause I'm out of . I promise to write more often, cause it kinda is a cool way to let my thoughts flow and pretend that someone actually cares. That's pretty much it for today. Stay safe, luv y'all. No homo.
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I am still alive btw

Thanks for asking. Life has not been too great, but also not too awful. I guess it's just too stagnant. Steady decline, but in comfy conditions. See yall next time.
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I would straight up marry Lexi Belle

Have a nice day
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People struggling with issues should not be looked down to

But they are. No matter if you want to bash them or act like an angel and save em. No matter what you do, it's always a blow to their pride. Give them true love, not because wholesomeness is a popular meme now. They need true and yet univasive love. Fuck it. People are cunts.
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I'm not mad just disappointed

The feeling when Europe is striked by a hellishly hot wave of weather so you buy an expensive ass fan just so it can get cold af. I'm not mad, I'm just mad.
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Why Heather Vandeven is perfect

What's up facebooks, future sensation here and welcome to my new segment "why she's perfect" where I'll be fangirling about certain pornstars. Heather Vandeven is my first girl I'll be talking about cause they're playing some sort of porn TV series with her lmao idk what is it about cause I'm watching it without sound tho Yea I'm 24 and still watch porn on mute. Anywaay, all I had to say that her acting (well can't say much about her voice and obv) is great, she's got a beautiful body n she's aware of her every movement. She knows exactly how to look good and how to be sensual. And she's a redhead! That's Flippin awesome. Also she often wears awesome bracelets which combined with her gorgeous hands is a straight up perfection for my hand fetish. In conclusion, my dick hard.
Gonna come back to her once I figure out this whole blog thing on here. Meanwhile, kitten's out!
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I need alcohol

Life's boring enough without it n today I forgot to buy it? Bruh. BRUH what the flip! I have literally no friends to talk to and nothing to do. I'm too bored to even jerk off. Plus there are people outside and I'm afraid they could see. There's a big festival in my small city this weekend and I'm living exactly in the middle of it so it's also newt to hear all the people enjoying their lives while I watch Joe rogan clips and browse porn. I'm not salty. Totally. Anyway. I like this form of venting on here tbh, gotta start doing it more frequently and maybe that pornhub clout will come. It's cool cause I feel like this place is the least judgemental and I feel pretty free to talk about whatever. Until my sis finds out again about my venting blog. Ah frick it, leat I'm having fun.
Stay tuned and as always brofist
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