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BoofmeisterJohn

Nearby, but always out of reach, United States

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Name:: High Boofmeister John, Earl of Nonsense
Gender:: Male
Last Login:: 4 days ago
Relationship Status:: "Single"
Hometown:: My hometown was the absence of a hometown.
City:: Nearby, but always out of reach
Country:: "United States"
Interests and Hobbies:: Bringing up profound and philosophical discussions in places they might not be expected. Here, for example. I also quite like talking to strangers and learning the new perspectives of others. I am, of course, interested in porn as well. That's why I'm here after all :D.
Favorite Music:: Mr. Bungle is an incredible band. My taste in music encompasses all kinds of random shit though. I like esoteric stuff that blends genres and styles quite a bit. That doesn't mean I'm not rocking out to the stuff everyone else is though.
Favorite Books:: Man's Search for Meaning by Viktor Frankl, King Solomon's Mines by Sir Henry Rider Haggard, The Stranger by Albert Camus, and maybe Isaac Asimov's Foundation Series? Oh, and the Sandman comics by Neil Gaiman!
Turn Ons:: Open-mindedness and willingness to challenge one's own systems of perception and judgement to consider a point a view that is new. A sense of wonder and enthusiasm for the world gets me going too. For some reason confident and assertive (but not in a dickish way) people make me flustered a bit. Especially women. I also really like heels and lingerie.
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