Money Saving Tips For Men
Saving money tips with women: (For guys)
-Stay away from women that smoke and drink.
-Never co-sign with a woman or lend money.
-Always use condoms to prevent mandatory c***d support payments.
-Rent movies rather than going to expensive movie theaters.
-Stay away from restaurants, bars, movie theaters, comedy clubs.
-The best place to be with a woman is at a house. Avoid anyplace she can spend your money.
-Never lend money to a woman. You often lose both the woman & the money.
-Eat alone and enjoy a good meal without her talking in your ear.
-Don't get married if you are tight with your money.
-Don't let her move in with you.
-Use two for one dinner coupons at restaurants. Often you can sneak it to the waiter without her even knowing. (Groupons, Entertainment coupon books, look in newspapers/subscribe to online coupons)
-Drink water when eating out.
-Don't do all the driving let her drive.
-Let her pick up the check. Not only will you save money you will get laid more. (Bad boys get laid while poindexters become lawn boy husbands who pay for everything)
-Buy her gifts that you can use. That being said avoid gifts she can use with another man in case you break up.
-Don't leave your stuff at her house in case you break up.
-Avoid eating out with your girlfriends family & friends.
-Avoid single moms with k**s. Dating women with k**s is expensive and you will always be #2.
-Avoid going out to eat with her friends & family.
-It's just easy to fall in love with a rich woman as a poor woman.
-Never date or marry an i*****l immigrant that needs a green card to stay in this country. Marriage fraud will cost you money & pain.
Women are expensive & cause drama for men. Avoid any woman that uses real man. Real man = high drama goldiggers.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=real%20man
-Stay away from women that smoke and drink.
-Never co-sign with a woman or lend money.
-Always use condoms to prevent mandatory c***d support payments.
-Rent movies rather than going to expensive movie theaters.
-Stay away from restaurants, bars, movie theaters, comedy clubs.
-The best place to be with a woman is at a house. Avoid anyplace she can spend your money.
-Never lend money to a woman. You often lose both the woman & the money.
-Eat alone and enjoy a good meal without her talking in your ear.
-Don't get married if you are tight with your money.
-Don't let her move in with you.
-Use two for one dinner coupons at restaurants. Often you can sneak it to the waiter without her even knowing. (Groupons, Entertainment coupon books, look in newspapers/subscribe to online coupons)
-Drink water when eating out.
-Don't do all the driving let her drive.
-Let her pick up the check. Not only will you save money you will get laid more. (Bad boys get laid while poindexters become lawn boy husbands who pay for everything)
-Buy her gifts that you can use. That being said avoid gifts she can use with another man in case you break up.
-Don't leave your stuff at her house in case you break up.
-Avoid eating out with your girlfriends family & friends.
-Avoid single moms with k**s. Dating women with k**s is expensive and you will always be #2.
-Avoid going out to eat with her friends & family.
-It's just easy to fall in love with a rich woman as a poor woman.
-Never date or marry an i*****l immigrant that needs a green card to stay in this country. Marriage fraud will cost you money & pain.
Women are expensive & cause drama for men. Avoid any woman that uses real man. Real man = high drama goldiggers.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=real%20man
9 年 前