Stepmom made a bet she might regret

Hey, son. I'm so glad you're here. You know, I have just enough time for a little card game. Do you want to play cards with me?

No. I don't watch TV.

Please. Listen, I'm not bad. I'm not too, like, poker. I'm cool like that. And will you please just play poker with me just one hand, please?

I don't have anything to do. It'll be fun just before I go.

Fine. Just, like, one hand. One five card and one draw. It's fine. Let's do it.