Parker Swayze ...and She's My StepMom!

Hi. I'm glad to see you. Don't worry, your father's out of town on a business trip. I've been waiting for you.

There's a reason I'm dressed this way. There's a reason why I skinny dipped in the pool with you and your friends.

There's a reason why I have you bring me towels in the shower. I've been waiting for you the whole time.

I saw the way you look at me. I know you're thinking about it.

And now that we're family and you're my stepson, we can play.