Megan Sage Walks Into Her Stepbrother Masturbating

Yeah, I just got home. I've been talking to him all day.

No, Mom, I don't know where he's at. He's my stepbrother, not my baby brother.

Why do I always have to keep tabs on him?

Okay, okay, I'm sure he won't starve.

I'll tell him we're on our own for dinner tonight.