Long dick gangsters save Earth from a transgender alien queen

and her trance

Wha- What? I- I surrender. We- We come in peace. Mercy. I plead mercy.

Damn she fine as hell. What you lost from a comic book convention or some shit?

I am Queen Lulana from the planet Zaz. I am a member of the royal family.

You will be rewarded handsomely if I'm treated well and released.