I will dress you like a girl before you get fucked

Well, well, well, my little shizzy slut. I heard a rumor that you wanted to go out with me.

Like on a date or something? Don't be silly. There's no way in hell I would date a guy like you.

I mean, unless you'd go to some ultra crazy lengths to make me happy.

You do want to make Miss Whitney Morgan happy, right?

That's what I thought. See, I only go out with the ladies.