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Clay FAQ:

Q: What's it like boning all those hot guys?
A: Fantastic. I wish there were more days in the week, so I could fuck even more of them.

Q: A lot of people say you're a sleazeball.
A: First of all, that's not a question. Second of all, if it's true, I'm the luckiest sleazeball alive.

Q: How do you find these bastards in the first place?
A: Usually on-line, sometimes through a friend, and every once in a while at the corner store.

Q: How do you get these guys to do what they do?
A: Years of practice, and a lot more game than most of you fuckers out there.

Q: How did you get started actually filming this stuff?
A: I put an ad on-line, got a cheap camera at B*stB*y, and filmed the first guy who needed a hundred bucks.

Q: Do you ever date any of these Bastards?
A: Fuck no. Ideally they all have girlfriends or whatever. Even better they live in a different city. "Distance makes the cock stay harder!"