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The average sex session goes for 100 to 500 thrusts

Ever been in the middle of a booty session and thought, Hmm, I wonder how many thrusts that was? Yes i have. Apparently so has others because researchers took the time to calculate that intercourse typically lasts 100 to 500 thrusts, according to a report in the journal Royal Society Open Science. Thrust on!
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An ode to oral sex ❤️

Penis breath a lover's dread
Is what she gets when she gives head

Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee

It's times like this, she wonders why
She bothered reaching for his fly

But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees

She knows she’s got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through

Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl

Slide up and down use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run

Just when she can't take anymore
She hears her lover's mighty roar

And when he hits that real high note
She feels it oozing down her throat

Salty, fishy, sticky, yucky stuff
Okay already that's enough

Let's switch she says before she gags
And her revenge she’s on the rag