About

Hey there!

We like to have fun and party and would love to bang - but while I am in grad school I don't really have time to handle my class load, hold a regular 9 - 5 job and still have time and energy needed to keep up with our libidos. Clearly, life would be better all the way around if I could compress work and sex into one seamless, lucrative orgy. That's where you come in ;) We handle the seamless orgy and you make it lucrative.

We are exceptionally easy to talk to and people generally find that we are both funny and knowledgeable about a surprising amount of topics...you can always expect honest, blunt(that's her thing) feedback from us about anything- just don't be shocked at our sarcastic nature. :)