About

As a voyeur, porn is my happy place.

I hate "high quality" porn. Fantastic lighting, scripts, perfectly-shaved body hair, "good-looking" people... it's just not for me. Give me the videos with questionable quality that were filmed on some "past-its-prime" phone or camcorder propped up on a dresser in someones bedroom at 4:27 in the afternoon on a Saturday. Real people having real fun.

As you can tell from most of my favorites, I like the big guys. Real men who just want to get their dick wet. They don't have on some stupid fucking rainbow-colored underwear. They don't obsess about making sure their body hair is "trimmed" or "neat." They're normal, everyday people: your next door neighbor, the guy shopping for PVC pipe at Lowe's, etc.

Lately I have been focused on videos of straight couples/groups. Most of these videos feature some dime-a-dozen "milf" that shakes her unremarkable ass and fake moans for the camera as her sex-starved husband blows an uninspired load on her tits. But while shes flopping about and hamming it up for the camera, I'm watching hubby.

I don't know what it is about married/straight men, but they drive me wild. Always perfectly plump with a nice layer of hair. Their balls are almost always nicely sized, resting in a mess of unkempt pubic hair. I love when they start pounding their wife and you just get the nicest view of their ass. 2 chubby cheeks wiggling about with every thrust. Sometimes you might even get a look at their hole. Such a tease. So clueless about how sexy they are.

If you are fat and old, then yum. That's the gist of it.