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Personal information
I am:
Call me Scratchy Everyone else does, male, bisexual
From:
Albuquerque, New Mexico, United States
Seeking:
Male, bisexual
Languages:
English
Education:
College
Occupation:
Full Time Ruler of my own Dorkdom. Fuck kingdoms, I want my Dorkdom.
Income:
Low
Kids:
No, but maybe want some
Religion:
Atheist
Smoking:
Regularly
Drinking:
Occasionally
Star sign:
Scorpio
What I look like
Ethnicity:
White
Body type:
Slim
Hair length:
Medium
Hair color:
Blonde
Eye color:
Brown
Height:
175 cm (5 ft 9 in)
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About me

So ya wanna know a lil' somethin' about me, eh? Alright, well I suppose I can accommodate that. Okay, well,...lets start with uhhhmm.....Oh!, well I'm originally from Riverside, CA. Born in '78, I've been here in Albuquerque since about August of 2004. I'm the sexiest dork alive! I swear! ...I mean, at least I think so.... heh!

Okay so, how 'bout we get into some of the things i like/enjoy, yah? Right on... First off, I gotta start with my Xbox. My computer. Video games & electronic entertainment in general. I've been using, repairing, modding, and playing on/with computers since I was....shit,...6? 7? I remember I was about 9 and my dad was teaching me DOS commands. Yah, me & computers go wayyyyyy back! Back to the AUTOEXEC.BAT & CONFIG.SYS days. If you're familiar with those files, and know what a fuckin' pain in the....Arrrrrgghhh!!!, they can be, then definitely hit me up! You know about those files, MAJOR props! :-D When I was little, my dad worked for IBM for a number of years. So yah, I basically grew up on/with computers.

Uhhhh...,oh!,...yah so like I said, I'm a gamer, but not just video games. I'm into the board game hobby. I've got a decent amount of board games, but just to name a few....Dead of Winter, Galaxy Trucker, Pandemic (both the original & Legacy Season 1), Star Wars: Rebellion & the Rise of the Empire expansion (haven't got it to the table yet, though. It's a time investment kinda game), Ticket To Ride (the original), and Horrified (my current favorite!). I've also got a few more smaller games like Fluxx (Star, Monster, Marvel, & Jumanji), Onitama, and a little dice game called Qwixx.
However, my gaming interest doesn't stop there! Oh, no!! Back in '94, when I was but a stupid lil' teen, I discovered a card game, called Magic: The Gathering. Got in to it, played it, loved it, spent the next....up 'til now, in & out of it. I still occasionally buy a couple of packs, just for the fun of opening packs, and to see what kind of new game mechanics they've introduced and to check out the art work. Back in '96 to approx. 2002-03, I collected & played a Star Wars card game put out by Decipher. Otherwise known as SWCCG. Well, about '03 or so Decipher decided not to pay for license re-renewal, and as such, the game died. But!, it did go a good, 7- 8 years. Each weekend, me and 3 or 4 friends would go play in local tournaments. Anyway, reason I mention it, is because I play that Star Wars card game online now. If you're interested, or know how to play, just do a search for 'SWCCG Gemp'.

Oooh, shit!! Damn, dude! I can't believe I..... I almost forgot,...another thing I enjoy. Cocoa Pebbles....and generic cherry kool aid. Yup, damn right! Mutha fukkin' Cocoa god-damn Pebbles, bee-otch! Fruity Pebbles are good too, but the cocoa ones,...man!, just somethin' bout em... I think its the crazy rich chocolate milk you're left with at the end. I've also been known to destroy a box of frozen corn dogs. Also, I like to go to the casinos when I can afford to go. At the very least I go once a week to go use my free play at Isleta, Sandia, and The Downs.

Okay, so I'm gonna end it here. If you still wanna know more about me, just shoot me a message. Thanks & take care.
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