Hypermade, or how I learned to love SFW Fastmo

Been a while since I last wrote one of these, huh? Never had that much to say. Politics and drama are bullshit, and I don't start shit that I can't finish.

So, title gives it away. Couple of days ago, a buddy in a chat server posts a link, asking if we'd all seen this one vid. Hypermade, Molding Shoe Rack. So I click it.

So it's a fast-motion vid of 2 women putting up some racks to hang their shoes on, about the length of an average commercial, 30sec or so. But for one, the Music just syncs up Perfect. And for two, the speed is varied enough to keep me interested. And they actually manage to get a Fucking Narrative into this!

Mom is tired of opening the closet to a Fuck-me-shoe avalance, so she and Daughter hang some molding to hang their Fuck-me-shoes on. Only, daughter prefers colour-co-ordinated Fuck-me-shoes.

Shit, see for yourselves: https://vimeo.com/176542941

And for a while, I been going through the motions. Got some vids together, fully intending to speed and post 'em, but just never found the drive for it. But this one Youtube vid (yeah, the link was for Youtube, but I'm hookin' you up with the super 1080p version. You're fuckin' welcome) just gave me the drive. I went looking for more of these vids, found a few playlists, then hit Paydirt with another Vimeo link:

https://vimeo.com/262306337

That's 11 minutes of Fast-motion Home improvement and Garden projects. Some of the Pixillation (Human stop-motion to you) is a tad laboured, but hey, we're getting chicks going fast here, it's a fair fuckin' trade.

And see, I never been one for speeding up weathergirls or cheerleaders, that don't hit the spot. But this one did.

So, am I back? I never left. I just might be a little more active over the next few days.

Stay horny out there, folks, and Viva Speed!