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Girls on their period go to sleep on a white bed-sheet and wake up on a Japanese flag ha ha
Lack of sex can turn you into a Facebook comedian haha...
People with big eyes think they can see the future...
If you don't have a baby by 19 - you are infertile #lol
She opened her legs, not cause she stupid.. she thought you cared..
Men loose 60% of their thinking ability when they see a nipple haha.......
I lost my school bag on the 31st Dec... now me mom is forcing me to go to school with a cooler bag haha... (yup)!!
C - come
L- late
A - and
S - start
S - sleeping haha
Being attractive is hard, everyone wanna fuck you, no nobody want to really love u.. #true
I think 24 hrs without communication its a break up haha
I need a bank that will give me a loan then leave me alone.
Jealousy will make you read all 936 comments on bae's pic haha
Never keep your c***d away from their father, let it be his choice, some men can be terrible lovers, but great fathers...
When i seek revenge, even the devil sits down and takes notes haha
75% of black cant swim... ha ha. they just walk around like invigilators haha
Bleaching cream has made some guys date the same girl twice.... #asia #africa #brazil
My biggest fear is getting played while i am loyal
Some girls are not in a relationship because they want love - they want food...
When he says he will change but you already cheating haha
If you cheated and she took you back - she cheated too
Don't let food get cold looking at another persons plate - life is a one man race - you are your own competition - stay focused on your own lane - everything else is a distraction... haha
If she doesn't sleep after sex - u have failed as a man..
Men dont cheat. they just practice with other girls to become better boyfriends
you might be celebrating 3 years with him, and another chick is celebrating 2 years with him, no matter how many pics your bf post on his fb. He could have an entire secret life with another girl whos willing to keep quite and end up wearing the ring. dont let public announcements fool u.
If you want to know all the truth about you, make ur neighbour angry.
a girl who loves money.... will say I miss my husbank haha
if she takes off her jean and panty at same time.... use a condom and cling wrap on balls haha
money brings the girl you want.... struggle brings the woman you need...
the older you get, you get to see the importance of privacy, not everyone needs to know whats going on with you.... ha
Sex is the only thing parents do not teach us.... but we master it anyway haha
Day 88 without sex... I spit on my h0use key before i put it in the keyhole
Lack of sex can turn you into a Facebook comedian haha...
People with big eyes think they can see the future...
If you don't have a baby by 19 - you are infertile #lol
She opened her legs, not cause she stupid.. she thought you cared..
Men loose 60% of their thinking ability when they see a nipple haha.......
I lost my school bag on the 31st Dec... now me mom is forcing me to go to school with a cooler bag haha... (yup)!!
C - come
L- late
A - and
S - start
S - sleeping haha
Being attractive is hard, everyone wanna fuck you, no nobody want to really love u.. #true
I think 24 hrs without communication its a break up haha
I need a bank that will give me a loan then leave me alone.
Jealousy will make you read all 936 comments on bae's pic haha
Never keep your c***d away from their father, let it be his choice, some men can be terrible lovers, but great fathers...
When i seek revenge, even the devil sits down and takes notes haha
75% of black cant swim... ha ha. they just walk around like invigilators haha
Bleaching cream has made some guys date the same girl twice.... #asia #africa #brazil
My biggest fear is getting played while i am loyal
Some girls are not in a relationship because they want love - they want food...
When he says he will change but you already cheating haha
If you cheated and she took you back - she cheated too
Don't let food get cold looking at another persons plate - life is a one man race - you are your own competition - stay focused on your own lane - everything else is a distraction... haha
If she doesn't sleep after sex - u have failed as a man..
Men dont cheat. they just practice with other girls to become better boyfriends
you might be celebrating 3 years with him, and another chick is celebrating 2 years with him, no matter how many pics your bf post on his fb. He could have an entire secret life with another girl whos willing to keep quite and end up wearing the ring. dont let public announcements fool u.
If you want to know all the truth about you, make ur neighbour angry.
a girl who loves money.... will say I miss my husbank haha
if she takes off her jean and panty at same time.... use a condom and cling wrap on balls haha
money brings the girl you want.... struggle brings the woman you need...
the older you get, you get to see the importance of privacy, not everyone needs to know whats going on with you.... ha
Sex is the only thing parents do not teach us.... but we master it anyway haha
Day 88 without sex... I spit on my h0use key before i put it in the keyhole
6 years ago
