Reasons Why All Women Should Try Being A Lesbian

If you've never thought about being a lesbian you aren't thinking straight (no pun intended). Lesbianism is a great option for any woman. All men know it. In fact on any given day, the male community is waiting for the day when women up and figure out that they'd be way better off if they just cut guys out of the picture entirely. Want to be an early adopter? Here's reasons why all women should try being a lesbian.

Not much of a stretch. For many straight men, going gay is a pretty big stretch. Women on the other hand tend to be more sexually fluid. This isn’t true for all women of course but for many, it’s an easy transition.

You can have sex anywhere. You’re in a dressing room trying on clothes, why not have a go just to make the rest of your shopping experience more pleasurable? Powdering your nose? Why not have a go in the stall before the next dance?

Poop. With women you don’t have to pretend like you don’t poop anymore. Your girlfriend knows that you poop because she’s a woman also and presumably, she poops too. The cat is out of the bag.

No balls. Say what you want about the penis. Some like it, some don’t but when it comes to balls, nobody likes those things and we’d all like to never have to deal with them again. Even men if they had the choice would probably never have to deal with balls. Lesbians are the fortunate few.


Men are gross
. Let’s be honest. Men smell. They are hairy all over the place. They don’t clean up even before sex. Men are gross in so many ways it’s hard to count whereas women are gross in much fewer ways.


Pregnancy. Not having to worry about getting pregnant after sex is like not having to worry about calories after a bucket of fried chicken. It’s a freeing experience and it makes sex something you want to do all the time.

Better conversation
. Half the conversations you have with your boyfriend, he’s pretending to listen. He’s not actually listening. He’s just nodding and thinking about something else entirely. Your girlfriend will actually have a back and forth with you.


Less mess. Women don’t ejaculate. Or to the extent that they do it doesn’t leave a stain. Men’s orgasms are like the fly mid transformation; goop flying everywhere. No thank you.

Dancing. One out of every 50 guys you meet will know how to dance. Going out dancing is almost never on the agenda. Women on the other hand can usually dance and they’re usually pretty awesome at it and sexy about it .

Girls kiss better. If you’ve made out with guys and girls you should know that women are just better at making out in every way. They are gentle and meticulous. It’s just an all around better experience.

Knowing the equipment. The old Seinfeld joke. Your girlfriend has a vagina and breasts and she touches them sometimes, so she knows what feels good. She will take the knowledge and use it to make you feel good and the world will be a better place.

STDs. Guys can get STDs at any given time because they go around dipping that thing anywhere they’re allowed to. In the lesbian community, the rate of STDs is lower than just about any other community, aside from asexuals.

More clothes. A guy moves in and it’s just less room in your closet. A girl moves in and it’s twice the wardrobe. Not only is it awesome to have more clothes to choose from, but it’s intimate.

Women try. Women actually fake orgasms which goes a long way toward how far they’ll go to try and make sex pleasurable. A woman will actually do what she can to make sure that you eventually have an orgasm.


The lesbian community rules
. Seriously. The lesbian community has the coolest bands, the coolest hair cuts and some of the most ambitious and intelligent women you could want to meet. It’s like a sexy illuminati.
Published by blondyke
6 years ago
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YolandaSnake
YolandaSnake 1 year ago
Well said!
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putter01
putter01 1 year ago
Good read…but I do clean up (every time) and love dancing with a great partner.
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sweetjenny97
sweetjenny97 2 years ago
Hard to argue . . . 
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biancagrl
biancagrl 2 years ago
A good promotion!
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Gmiri
Gmiri 2 years ago
So why are there men? Just to suffer😂
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kim_possible 2 years ago
Ladies RULE :sunglasses:
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MelR1985
MelR1985 2 years ago
Well said
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pearl_1950
pearl_1950 3 years ago
Absolutely agree. My favorites reflect how much i agree.
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xx1236
xx1236 3 years ago
A great set of rules to live by..AAA+
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stefhp
stefhp 4 years ago
me epeises
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loveallnylon 4 years ago
Have to agree with most things........so many men really are quite gross, you only have to read the comments they put on here! Really don't know why more woman aren't lesbian!! Having said that, I'm  not some hairy dude who smells and has big hanging balls.........I am completely smooth, smell delicious and have tight round balls........and I will share my panties, stockings and pantyhose with any sexy lady, lol!!
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xx1236
xx1236 4 years ago
Many good points.. I agree. I have a large collection of lesbian material..!!
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BoomSlang69
BoomSlang69 4 years ago
MY QUESTION TO THIS PANNEL IS WHAT KIND OF MEN IN THE PAST HAVE YOU'LL EXPERENCED??????
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BGNHRD9X6
BGNHRD9X6 5 years ago
yes , maam .
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April-24 5 years ago
I agree - kisses
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austinjames2813
austinjames2813 5 years ago
Hummm, risking it !!   I will first say, agree.  MOSTLY!!! However; sometimes you might find that one male. The one in a million. One that was raised by a woman; have it impressed upon him, from a very young age.   ‘Respect & worship’ her and.... well, a lot more to it. And working on stories. My education (mostly tutors when travelling & private schools) was more than, reading, writing and arithmetic.  I was taught a variety of ,,, ‘what women want’.    All I am going to say. 
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COURTNEY81 5 years ago
VERY well said I couldn't agree with you more
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Maskedgirl
Maskedgirl 6 years ago
and you don't wake up with a terrible beer smell next to you ... and then not mentioned the mess in the bathroom and toilet ☺️
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