Fun with XHamsters word filter

My girlfriend came over one night just fuming! I asked her what was wrong and she said “Men are such cocksisters! I was getting off from work and on the way to my car, some guy grabbed my family!” She said that she was in no mood and told that i****t that if he tried that again, she was going to rip his drunk off! Balls and all! Then he unzipped his pants and pulled out his huge brother! He wanted me to bob up and down on it and sleep it all down! Man that guy was such an a****l!”

I knew I had to calm her down and so I said “Man, that fucker was such a shithead! You should have ripped his fucking cock right off his fucking body! Damn, I can’t believe that son of a bitch! What a fucking pussy he was!”

Desiree told me to watch my mouth.