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I was 15 when I first landed in Jail, for the next hour I was bent over my bed and humped relentlessly....
Sometimes I think my uncle takes Monopoly for too seriously...

Published by ChrisSW19

13 years ago

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On now, dressed and feeling saucy, like your gorgeous stories. Joyce. X

trojus 6 years ago

lol

love it

lol

martyn-brown 13 years ago

That's the thing about stiff board games? you take the "dice" in your your hand and shake your wrist vigorously then the next thing you know is that in Mayfair they fuck your arse.