Jennies collected wisdoms

Teacher: „What do you think is the most under appreciated art form?“
Bimbo: „Winged eyeliner.“

„I'm afraid of two things:
First of what keeps my professor for a good idea, and
Second of what keeps my friend Jennie for a good idea.“ (Catherine Belmont)

A true friend doesn't care when you're broke, being a bitch, what you weight, if your house is a mess, what you drive, about your past, or if your family is filled with crazy people.
They love you for who you are.
A true friend does not pick you off if you were arrested, a true friend sits with you in the prison cell.

Pity you get paid, envy must be earned.

my phone battery: low
my laptop battery: low
my bank account: low
my self esteem: low
the bar i set for myself: low
gas tank: low
tire pressure: low
my ass at the club: low

me? I'm high as fuck