Masturbation Test
*this was taken from another person's stories. I do not claim to own any part of this, except for the answers to the following questions.
I saw this in a friend's gallery and thought what a lovely way to introduce yourself to a group, albeit a small one, of like minded people. I believe you can find out a lot about someone just by watching their masturbation tendencies. I'm sure that's just one more reason for someone to call me a perv, but as Popeye says, "I yam what I yam and dat's all dat I yam. I'm strong to the finish cause I eats me spinach. I'm Popeye the sailor man" lol sorry folks got a bit carried away. Any who, copy and paste this onto your page and fill it out. Hell maybe you'll learn something about yourself that you didn't know.
Masturbation Test
Are you male or female? Male
Age? 46
At what age did you start masturbating? 12
How many times a week do you masturbate? 20
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? 1
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? No
Outdoors? Yes
At work? Yes
Every room in the house? Yes
In a car while traveling along the interstate? Yes
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? No
A friend? No
A friend's spouse? No
A stranger? Yes
A co-worker? No
A member of the same sex? No
A member of the opposite sex? Yes
A past lover? Yes
What position do you play in:
On your back? Yes
Standing? Yes.
Kneeling? No
Sitting? Yes
Lying on tummy? No
How do you play:
With left hand? Yes
With right hand? No
With a toy? No
With water from bath? No
Written erotica? No
Pictures? Yes
Movie clips online? YES
Videos? Yes
Something on TV? No
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? Yes
Gay or lesbian sex? No
Group sex or orgies? No
Blow jobs/oral sex? Yes
Cumshots? No
Age play? No
S&M? No
Role playing? No
Kinky? Yes
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? No
A chat room dialogue? Yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? Yes
Masturbated in a group? Yes
Masturbated for a photo? Yes
Masturbated for a webcam? Yes
Masturbated for a video? Yes
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes.
insert something or play with your ass? No
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? No
Use pain as a method of playing? Sometimes
Final questions:
Do you taste your cum? I have
When was the last time you masturbated? This morning
Are you wet or hard now? No
Are you going to masturbate now? maybe...probably
Are you a masturbation addict? I think about masturbating a lot but cant always do it
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Yes
What is the most you have played in one day? too many to count, at least 12
I saw this in a friend's gallery and thought what a lovely way to introduce yourself to a group, albeit a small one, of like minded people. I believe you can find out a lot about someone just by watching their masturbation tendencies. I'm sure that's just one more reason for someone to call me a perv, but as Popeye says, "I yam what I yam and dat's all dat I yam. I'm strong to the finish cause I eats me spinach. I'm Popeye the sailor man" lol sorry folks got a bit carried away. Any who, copy and paste this onto your page and fill it out. Hell maybe you'll learn something about yourself that you didn't know.
Masturbation Test
Are you male or female? Male
Age? 46
At what age did you start masturbating? 12
How many times a week do you masturbate? 20
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? 1
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? No
Outdoors? Yes
At work? Yes
Every room in the house? Yes
In a car while traveling along the interstate? Yes
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? No
A friend? No
A friend's spouse? No
A stranger? Yes
A co-worker? No
A member of the same sex? No
A member of the opposite sex? Yes
A past lover? Yes
What position do you play in:
On your back? Yes
Standing? Yes.
Kneeling? No
Sitting? Yes
Lying on tummy? No
How do you play:
With left hand? Yes
With right hand? No
With a toy? No
With water from bath? No
Written erotica? No
Pictures? Yes
Movie clips online? YES
Videos? Yes
Something on TV? No
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? Yes
Gay or lesbian sex? No
Group sex or orgies? No
Blow jobs/oral sex? Yes
Cumshots? No
Age play? No
S&M? No
Role playing? No
Kinky? Yes
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? No
A chat room dialogue? Yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? Yes
Masturbated in a group? Yes
Masturbated for a photo? Yes
Masturbated for a webcam? Yes
Masturbated for a video? Yes
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes.
insert something or play with your ass? No
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? No
Use pain as a method of playing? Sometimes
Final questions:
Do you taste your cum? I have
When was the last time you masturbated? This morning
Are you wet or hard now? No
Are you going to masturbate now? maybe...probably
Are you a masturbation addict? I think about masturbating a lot but cant always do it
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Yes
What is the most you have played in one day? too many to count, at least 12
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