Jacking off
I didn't write this, just copied it and passing it on.
Are you male or female? Male
Age? 64
At what age did you start masturbating? 12
How many times a week do you masturbate? 3-4 times a week
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Once or twice
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? no
In the shower? About half the time
In the bath? Never
Outdoors? Nope
At work? nope
Every room in the house? Nope
In a car while traveling along the interstate? no
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Yes
A friend? yes
A friend's spouse? YES
A stranger? Often
A co-worker? yes
A member of the same sex? sometimes
A member of the opposite sex? yes
A past lover? yes
What position do you play in:
On your back? no
Standing? no
Kneeling? No
Sitting? yes
Lying on tummy? no
How do you play:
With left hand? both
With right hand? both
With a toy? Oinly in my fantasies
With water from bath? No, that's more of a question for a woman
Written erotica? yes! i love written erotica
Pictures? YES
Movie clips online? YES
Videos? YES
Something on TV? no
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? yes
Gay or lesbian sex? sometimes
Group sex or orgies? Yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? yes
Cumshots? YES
Age play? Sometimes
S&M? sometimes
Role playing? Yes, both male and female
Kinky? yep
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes
A chat room dialogue? no
Exchanged stories or pictures? yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? No, not that I know of
Masturbated for a man/woman? no
Masturbated for the same sex? No
Masturbated in a group? no
Masturbated for a photo? no
Masturbated for a webcam? no
Masturbated for a video? no
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? occasionally
insert something or play with your ass? Not yet
insert something in mouth when masturbating? No
Use pain as a method of playing? Not yet
Final questions:
Do you taste your cum? No
When was the last time you masturbated? Yesterday
Are you wet or hard now? A little bit
Are you going to masturbate now? Later, yes
Are you a masturbation addict? No
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? with the right person
What is the most you have played in one day? 3-4 house to myself
do it and pass it on
Are you male or female? Male
Age? 64
At what age did you start masturbating? 12
How many times a week do you masturbate? 3-4 times a week
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Once or twice
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? no
In the shower? About half the time
In the bath? Never
Outdoors? Nope
At work? nope
Every room in the house? Nope
In a car while traveling along the interstate? no
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Yes
A friend? yes
A friend's spouse? YES
A stranger? Often
A co-worker? yes
A member of the same sex? sometimes
A member of the opposite sex? yes
A past lover? yes
What position do you play in:
On your back? no
Standing? no
Kneeling? No
Sitting? yes
Lying on tummy? no
How do you play:
With left hand? both
With right hand? both
With a toy? Oinly in my fantasies
With water from bath? No, that's more of a question for a woman
Written erotica? yes! i love written erotica
Pictures? YES
Movie clips online? YES
Videos? YES
Something on TV? no
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? yes
Gay or lesbian sex? sometimes
Group sex or orgies? Yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? yes
Cumshots? YES
Age play? Sometimes
S&M? sometimes
Role playing? Yes, both male and female
Kinky? yep
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes
A chat room dialogue? no
Exchanged stories or pictures? yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? No, not that I know of
Masturbated for a man/woman? no
Masturbated for the same sex? No
Masturbated in a group? no
Masturbated for a photo? no
Masturbated for a webcam? no
Masturbated for a video? no
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? occasionally
insert something or play with your ass? Not yet
insert something in mouth when masturbating? No
Use pain as a method of playing? Not yet
Final questions:
Do you taste your cum? No
When was the last time you masturbated? Yesterday
Are you wet or hard now? A little bit
Are you going to masturbate now? Later, yes
Are you a masturbation addict? No
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? with the right person
What is the most you have played in one day? 3-4 house to myself
do it and pass it on
7 years ago