A Conversation With My Dick
Hey, how ya doing?
Haven't had a chance to check out that web site yet, it's been much too busy a day. Had a long drawn out confrontation with the finance company over my car. Long story short, their mistake!
Enjoyed your texts last night, they took the edge off the situation but I was still unable to get to sleep. Hence, the following conversation:
Me: "Why don't you behave your self and lay down?"
Dick: "Why don't you find me something moist, dark, and deep.:
M: "Look, I've been trying to hook you up, but I keep running into road blocks."
D: "I don't care. You keep promising me some pussy, throat, and ass, but all I get are porn movies, stories, and excuses."
M: "They are not excuses. Sometimes situations are out of your control."
D: "That's your problem. I've been talking to Balls and they tell me that Blue is not their natural color. Besides that, they say part of the reason you are having difficulty sleeping is because they are under too much pressure."
M: "Well I keep trying to relieve them, but they won't let me. They keep yelling at me to stop because they want to be nice and full so they can drop a huge load on somebody's face and tits."
D: "Well, that's not what they told me. They told me that you were just teasing them and that if you didn't stop that shit, they were going to back up and explode all over your ass."
M: "Well, you can't believe everything you hear from them. They have a bad habit of making up lies between them and then passing that shit off as truth."
D: "I've heard that about them, but I just happen to have it on good authority that you keep waiting on some Hot, Sexy, MILF in Philadelphia. If you know like I know, you better have a long conversation with hands while watching some of that shit you watch and come to some kind of agreement. Balls are definitely not happy!"
M: "What am I supposed to do? I'm so horny I'm exhausted!"
D: "Beat me, dude. I can't seem to get my head up some ass so you're on your own."
M: "Shit!"
Haven't had a chance to check out that web site yet, it's been much too busy a day. Had a long drawn out confrontation with the finance company over my car. Long story short, their mistake!
Enjoyed your texts last night, they took the edge off the situation but I was still unable to get to sleep. Hence, the following conversation:
Me: "Why don't you behave your self and lay down?"
Dick: "Why don't you find me something moist, dark, and deep.:
M: "Look, I've been trying to hook you up, but I keep running into road blocks."
D: "I don't care. You keep promising me some pussy, throat, and ass, but all I get are porn movies, stories, and excuses."
M: "They are not excuses. Sometimes situations are out of your control."
D: "That's your problem. I've been talking to Balls and they tell me that Blue is not their natural color. Besides that, they say part of the reason you are having difficulty sleeping is because they are under too much pressure."
M: "Well I keep trying to relieve them, but they won't let me. They keep yelling at me to stop because they want to be nice and full so they can drop a huge load on somebody's face and tits."
D: "Well, that's not what they told me. They told me that you were just teasing them and that if you didn't stop that shit, they were going to back up and explode all over your ass."
M: "Well, you can't believe everything you hear from them. They have a bad habit of making up lies between them and then passing that shit off as truth."
D: "I've heard that about them, but I just happen to have it on good authority that you keep waiting on some Hot, Sexy, MILF in Philadelphia. If you know like I know, you better have a long conversation with hands while watching some of that shit you watch and come to some kind of agreement. Balls are definitely not happy!"
M: "What am I supposed to do? I'm so horny I'm exhausted!"
D: "Beat me, dude. I can't seem to get my head up some ass so you're on your own."
M: "Shit!"
7 years ago
