Blowing it Up.... ha...
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having a moment.
The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops.
“What are you doing, Mommy?”
The mother too embarrassed to tell her bby girl about sex so she makes up the answer.
“Well, sweetie, sometimes daddy’s tummy gets so big so I have to jump up and down on it to flatten it out.”
The little girl replies, “Well, MAMMY you really shouldn’t bother with that.”
The mother has a confused look on her face, “Why do you say that PRINCESS?”
The little girl replies, “Because MAMMY, every-time you leave in the morning, the NEIGHBOUR next door comes over and blows it back up.”
HAHAHAH #lol
The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops.
“What are you doing, Mommy?”
The mother too embarrassed to tell her bby girl about sex so she makes up the answer.
“Well, sweetie, sometimes daddy’s tummy gets so big so I have to jump up and down on it to flatten it out.”
The little girl replies, “Well, MAMMY you really shouldn’t bother with that.”
The mother has a confused look on her face, “Why do you say that PRINCESS?”
The little girl replies, “Because MAMMY, every-time you leave in the morning, the NEIGHBOUR next door comes over and blows it back up.”
HAHAHAH #lol
7 years ago
