Some funny one liner jokes.....

What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman?
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.

Q: Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A: They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.

Girls are like biscuits - they are tough until they get wet.

A well known TV Evangelists is booking into a posh hotel.
He tells the duty manager, "I hope the porn channel is set to disabled"
The manager looks at him and replies, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard!"

Undertaker to bereaved husband.
When did you 1st notice your wife was dead?
Well he replies, "The s*x was the same but the dishes were starting too pile up."

Q: What did the prick say to the balls?
A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!