A Christmas Story

Years ago, when my two stepsons were 15 and 16, I suggested to my wife that we put boxes of 6 condoms in their Christmas Stockings, and she agreed.

Christmas morning, when the boys finally got to their boxes of condoms, they stared blankly at each other, at which point I gave them a 30 second lecture on the importance of safe sex, and we went on with the more typical holiday festivities.

Years later, they told us that they each used 5 of the 6 condoms as water balloons. They saved the sixth one though, just in case.
Published by NotTooLarge
8 years ago
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