Selling Me

So I made a mistake and forgot to do something very important. So now I'm in need of 100 euros. So I figure maybe some of you will want to spoil me, in which you get some of me.

Thing I'll offer for money:
Skype shows
Nudes
Used clothing

Or maybe you want me to own you. I can do that too, but you gotta pay. Anyone want me that bad?