An Appeal, and apparently a very weak Pun in the T
Dear Mods and Admin of the "Best Porn Site in the World, at Least"
No matter how tiny the font, helpful, policy driven, take it or leave it, FIFO you whiny, cunty, sniveling toad this sniveling whine might be please, I beg, on behalf of all of us Men who are lying, photo-shopping, filtering, angling, posing with tiny handed wank buddies and generally misrepresenting the sheer brute Monolithic enormity of our collective but respective mayo shooting hotdog-girthed womb brooms (willies), or even those so blessed penile-wise they often hear the phrase "okay hahahaha you're funny with the third sock but seriously guy which one is it??
All of us could use you to consider this automated reply I just received, relevant and informative in context:
Your story and was published to your blog
Devastating and emasculating if it pops up, you think it's a PM and your eyes are hooded thus you only pick up the key phrases. Like the one underlined. it needs to go, perhaps it will find my self-esteem and ability to use the delete key instead of hitting Upload all the time with these thoughts.
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Final thought: On the advanced search can we have a filter for "hot chicks who confuse metric and imperial measure and maybe like the drink a lot"
And yes I absolutely will stfu and be quiet forever, on it now.
No matter how tiny the font, helpful, policy driven, take it or leave it, FIFO you whiny, cunty, sniveling toad this sniveling whine might be please, I beg, on behalf of all of us Men who are lying, photo-shopping, filtering, angling, posing with tiny handed wank buddies and generally misrepresenting the sheer brute Monolithic enormity of our collective but respective mayo shooting hotdog-girthed womb brooms (willies), or even those so blessed penile-wise they often hear the phrase "okay hahahaha you're funny with the third sock but seriously guy which one is it??
All of us could use you to consider this automated reply I just received, relevant and informative in context:
Your story and was published to your blog
Devastating and emasculating if it pops up, you think it's a PM and your eyes are hooded thus you only pick up the key phrases. Like the one underlined. it needs to go, perhaps it will find my self-esteem and ability to use the delete key instead of hitting Upload all the time with these thoughts.
Fucking awesome site thank you, been a consumer for years only discovered all the options as a consumer - contributor today - I'm blown away - and apparently need enlargement cream and maybe a dollop of sanity,,,there are naked ladies here and I am publishing confessions about how other guys not me only other men who aren't me lie about the dicks mine is all truth.
Final thought: On the advanced search can we have a filter for "hot chicks who confuse metric and imperial measure and maybe like the drink a lot"
And yes I absolutely will stfu and be quiet forever, on it now.
8 years ago