I am 55

I am 55 years old and I have just realized I still have so many unanswered questions! I never found out who let the dogs out... the way to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps... why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"... why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed... why "abbreviated" is such a long word... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ...and I am this witty but I actually stole this from a friend who stole it from a friend of her brother's girlfriend's Uncle's cousin's, baby mamma's Doctor...Now it is your turn to steal it from me... lol Enjoy the rest of your day!!!!
Published by bohica256
8 years ago
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to sandycpl02 : about the age you offspring move outta the HOUSE - ave. age 'double-nickle'
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to ##deleted_60616 : ""Victoria's secret?"" - I do KNOW the answer to THIS one! ?
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This is the purpose of life. I'm glad you figures it out
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davidj6868
davidj6868 8 years ago
Love it...awesome
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bohica256
bohica256 Publisher 8 years ago
to motley1910 : Thanks and Cheers!
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bohica256
bohica256 Publisher 8 years ago
to orientallover : And Yes...lol
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bohica256
bohica256 Publisher 8 years ago
to sandycpl02 : Great Minds....:smile:
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sandycpl02
sandycpl02 8 years ago
I have often pondered these things too
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orientallover
orientallover 8 years ago
LOL...yes and......yes! :smile:
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motley1910
motley1910 8 years ago
Dude that is just too good, very very funny. Cheers Motley
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