Some Appropriate Cock Avatars
There are TOOOOO many guys on here who think they should use a picture of a penis as their avatars. NOOObody wants to see that! Not ANY girls want to see your dinkus, and most hetero guys (And dare I say most gay and bi guys don't want to see them, either)! So I thought I'd post some suggestions of things that might be apropos for those of you who insist that you want a phallic symbol plastered on potential friends' walls.
Think about it, people. I certainly don't want a pic of your dick on MY wall of friends!! Look at MY avatar. It's a GIF of Lexi Belle spreading her gorgeous, delectable legs for me to see her pretty pink princess parts. That's WAAAAAAAY better to look at than your photoshopped dick or my wrinkled old root, either. Even _I_ get tired of looking at that, and I'm worlds more interested in mine than I'd ever be in yours! So take a suggestion. Change your avatars to something more like these...
If you're an American you might be patriotic and put this up. It's the Washington Monument:
This is an Egyptian obelisk. It actually has something to say ..if you can speak hieroglyphics:
How about an elephant's trunk?
Wyatt Earp's Buntline Special?
An Atlas Missile?
...or maybe:
...Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight?
Now HERE... here is a most handsome cock:
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OK, how about the old stand-by. Guaranteed to get a rise out of anybody:
Anything --ANYTHING but a tired old picture of your pitiful penis! PLEASE!
Personally I prefer pretty little pussy pictures, but that's just me. And what do I know? --I know I ain't a-gonna have some guy's penis picture on my wall of friends. That's what I know.
Think about it, people. I certainly don't want a pic of your dick on MY wall of friends!! Look at MY avatar. It's a GIF of Lexi Belle spreading her gorgeous, delectable legs for me to see her pretty pink princess parts. That's WAAAAAAAY better to look at than your photoshopped dick or my wrinkled old root, either. Even _I_ get tired of looking at that, and I'm worlds more interested in mine than I'd ever be in yours! So take a suggestion. Change your avatars to something more like these...
If you're an American you might be patriotic and put this up. It's the Washington Monument:
This is an Egyptian obelisk. It actually has something to say ..if you can speak hieroglyphics:
How about an elephant's trunk?
Wyatt Earp's Buntline Special?
An Atlas Missile?
...or maybe:
...Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight?
Now HERE... here is a most handsome cock:
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OK, how about the old stand-by. Guaranteed to get a rise out of anybody:
Anything --ANYTHING but a tired old picture of your pitiful penis! PLEASE!
Personally I prefer pretty little pussy pictures, but that's just me. And what do I know? --I know I ain't a-gonna have some guy's penis picture on my wall of friends. That's what I know.
8 years ago
Actually, I think you and I both are connoisseurs of the feminine hole. --Whole!
yours (your avatar I mean, not your cock, not sure I have ever seen that) is wonderful