Some Appropriate Cock Avatars

There are TOOOOO many guys on here who think they should use a picture of a penis as their avatars. NOOObody wants to see that! Not ANY girls want to see your dinkus, and most hetero guys (And dare I say most gay and bi guys don't want to see them, either)! So I thought I'd post some suggestions of things that might be apropos for those of you who insist that you want a phallic symbol plastered on potential friends' walls.

Think about it, people. I certainly don't want a pic of your dick on MY wall of friends!! Look at MY avatar. It's a GIF of Lexi Belle spreading her gorgeous, delectable legs for me to see her pretty pink princess parts. That's WAAAAAAAY better to look at than your photoshopped dick or my wrinkled old root, either. Even _I_ get tired of looking at that, and I'm worlds more interested in mine than I'd ever be in yours! So take a suggestion. Change your avatars to something more like these...

If you're an American you might be patriotic and put this up. It's the Washington Monument:

This is an Egyptian obelisk. It actually has something to say ..if you can speak hieroglyphics:

How about an elephant's trunk?

Wyatt Earp's Buntline Special?

An Atlas Missile?

...or maybe:

...Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight?

Now HERE... here is a most handsome cock:

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OK, how about the old stand-by. Guaranteed to get a rise out of anybody:

Anything --ANYTHING but a tired old picture of your pitiful penis! PLEASE!

Personally I prefer pretty little pussy pictures, but that's just me. And what do I know? --I know I ain't a-gonna have some guy's penis picture on my wall of friends. That's what I know.

Published by George178

8 years ago

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Gena12 8 years ago

I'd rather see pussies on my wall of friends, too, Georgie. Penises are not pretty!

4allitsworth 8 years ago

I have NOTHING wrong with men using cocks as their avatar, even though it is NOT something i would do even if i were to consider an avatar. I think the Blog post goes a bit to far in thinking ALL women are against it. Despite it being common that women typically do not KNOW what they want or HOW to get an orgasm, there are MANY women that are SIZE QUEENS who respond to cock avatars. I do believe those men that post a cock as their avatar only believes a woman is interested in the SIZE of their cocks or that its enough to get a woman aroused. As a black male, these men are also more likely to get hung up if size REALLY matter issues. However, with women, the list of photoshopping their pictures is much more worse then men. Women tend to ALWAYS photoshop their pictures to remove blemishes OR put up old pictures of themselves because they have gotten fat. The list goes on. Lets be more broad minded at least. There are enough Feminist bashing men.

George178 Publisher 8 years ago

Ain't a thing wrong with the female ass, my friend. It's one of my favoritist parts of a woman, too!

Actually, I think you and I both are connoisseurs of the feminine hole. --Whole!

George178 Publisher 8 years ago

to noanalsvp : Thank you! Yours ain't bad. It's creative! The waving tail could be a phallic symbol.

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noanalsvp 8 years ago

I have grown to accept that even hetero guys think, for whatever reason, a cock makes a good avatar. I don't get it at all, especially when I firmly believe it is not THEIR cock in the avatar it is some other big cocked guy. I chose amusingly erotic for mine.

yours (your avatar I mean, not your cock, not sure I have ever seen that) is wonderful