Random Masturbation Quiz

Are you male or female? Male
Age? 19
At what age did you start masturbating? 9 or 10 years old
How many times a week do you masturbate? Every day
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? I orgasm every time I masturbate
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Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yup
In the shower? Sometimes
In the bath? Sometimes
Outdoors? No
At work? No
Every room in the house? Only in the living room, bathroom and bedroom
In a car while traveling along the interstate? No
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What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? All the time.
A friend? All the time.
A friend's spouse? Probably.
A stranger? No.
A co-worker? No.
A member of the same sex? All the time.
A member of the opposite sex? All the time.
A past lover? Sometimes.
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What position do you play in:
On your back? All the time
Standing? Sometimes.
Kneeling? Occasionally
Sitting? Does squatting count when I ride a dildo?
Lying on your stomach? I used to, but not anymore
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How do you play:
With left hand? Yes. I'm left-handed
With right hand? No.
With a toy? Occasionally when I feel super-horny
With water from bath? Probably not.
Written erotica? Sometimes.
Pictures? Yup.
Movie clips online? Yup.
Videos? YES! Obviously
Something on TV? Not usually.
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What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? Yup.
Gay or lesbian sex? Yup to both.
Group sex or orgies? Yup.
Blow jobs/oral sex? Yup.
Cumshots? Yup.
Age play? No. Do MILFs count?
S&M? Depends.
Role playing? Yup.
Kinky? Yup.
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Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yup.
A chat room dialogue? Sometimes.
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yup.
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Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Way too often.
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yup.
Masturbated for the same sex? Yup.
Masturbated in a group? Yup.
Masturbated for a photo? Yup.
Masturbated for a webcam? Sometimes.
Masturbated for a video? No.
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Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes. My nipples are super sensitive.
insert something or play with your ass? Sometimes.
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? Sometimes.
Use pain as a method of playing? No
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Final questions:
Do you taste your cum? Fuck yes!
When was the last time you masturbated? This morning.
Are you wet or hard now? Neither
Are you going to masturbate now? I'll do it later
Are you a masturbation addict? YES!
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Not always.
What is the most you have played in one day? I'm gonna say 5